Tu sape que tu ha un problema si....
>>You know you have a problem when...
>>
Tu evelia a tres horas de nocte pro ir al camera de banio e, retornante al
lecto, tu
verifica si alcun e-posta ha arrivate.
>>1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your
>>e-mail on the way back to bed.
>>
Tu lassa te facer un tatu que dice, "Optime vista de iste corpore per
Netscape Navigator 1.1 o melior.
>>2. You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape
>>Navigator 1.1 or higher."
>>
Tu da tal nomines a tu infantes como Eudora, Mozillia and Dotcom.
>>3. You name your children Eudora, Mozillia and Dotcom.
>>
Disconnectente tu modem tu te senti terribilemente vacue, como su tu
haberea disconnectite un persona amata.
>>4. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you
>>just pulled the plug on a loved one.
>>
Tu face un viage per aeroplane con tu computator sur le coxas e tu infante
in le compartemento superior.
>>5. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...
>>and your child in the overhead compartment.
>>
Tu decide remaner al universitate ancora un o duo annos, solmente a causa
del accesso gratuite al interrete.
>>6. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just
>>for the free Internet access.
>>
Tu deride personas qui ha solmente modems de 9600-baud.
>>7. You laugh at people with 9600-baud modems.
>>
Tu comencia usar "smileys" in tu posta gastropodic.   :-))
>>8. You start using smileys in your snail mail.
>>
Tu disco collabe. Depost duo horas tu non es connectite. Tu comencia te
mover con tic. Tu va al telephono e tenta seliger le numero de tu
providitor-accesso-interrete. Tu comencia sussurar pro communicar al
modem...e con successo.
>>9. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You
>>start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's
>>access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem... and you
>>succeed.
>>
Tu discoperi que, semper post haber typate un puncto ("."), tu typa
automaticammente "com".
>>10. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a
>>word processor.com
>>
Tu parola pro "defecar" se cambia a "downloading"  ("ecargation"?)
>>11. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
>>
Tu comencia a presentar te per dicer, "Io es JohnDoe at AOL dot com"
>>12. You start introducing yourself as "JohnDoe at AOL dot com.
>>
Tote tu amicos ha "@" in lor nomines.
>>13. All of your friends have an @ in their names.
>>
Tu catto ha su propie pagina domestic  (exhibit-tela)
>>14. Your cat has its own home page.
>>
Tu non pote telephonar tu mama...illa non ha un modem.
>>15. You can't call your mother... she doesn't have a modem.
>>
Tu controla tu e-posta. Illo dice "necun nove messages".  Alsi, tu lo
controla ancora un vice.
>>16. You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it
>>again.
>>
Tu factura del costos telephonic arriva a tu domo in un pacco.
>>17. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
>>
Tu non sape le sexo de tres amicos intime, proque illes porta supernomines
neutral e tu nunquam te dava le pena a los demandar.
>>18. You don't know what sex three of your closest friends are, because
>>they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.
>>
Quando surridente, tu comencia inclinar tu capite lateralmente.  :-))
>>19. You start tilting you head sideways to smile.