MR. WATT & MR. KNOTT At the telephone... K- Who is calling? W- Watt. K- What is your name, please? W- Watt is my name. K- That is what I asked you. What is your name? W- That is what I told you. Watt is my name. [pause] W- Is this James Brown? K- No, this is Knott. W- Please tell me your name. K- Will Knott. W- Why not? K- Huh? What do you mean why not? W- Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name? K- But I told you my name! W- Didn't you say you will not? K- Not not, knott, Will Knott! W- That's what I mean. K- So you know my name. W- Of course not! K- Good. So now, what is yours? W- Watt. Yours? K- Your name! W- Watt is my name. K- How the hell do I know? I am asking you! W- Look, I have been very patient and I have told you my name and you have not even told me yours yet. K- You have been patient, what about me? I have told you my name so many times and it is you who have not told me yours yet. W- Of course not! K- See, you even know my name! W- Of course not! K- Then why do you keep saying of course Knott? W- Because I don't. [pause] K- What is your name? W- See, you know my name! K- Of course not! W- Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name? K- To find out your name! W- But you already know it! K- What? W- See, and you know mine! K- Of course not! W- Exactly! K- Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is, what will be your answer? W- Watt is my name. K- No, no, give me only one word. W- Watt. K- Your name! W- Right! [pause before it hits him] K- Oh, Wright! W- Yeah! K- So why didn't you say it before? W- I told you so many times! K- You never said Wright before. W- Of course I did. K- OK, I won't argue anymore. Do you know my name? W- I do not. K- Well, there you go, now we know each other's name. W- I do not! K- Good! [pause before it hits him] W- Oh, Guud! K- Good. W- No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch? K- No, it's Knott! W- Oh, OK. At least the names are clear now Guud. K- Yes Wright. ~~~ Ensjo. :^)