Hodie io recipeva iste message de un amico in Dublin, Nove Hamshire... [log in to unmask] [log in to unmask] http://adam.cheshire.net/~jjbowks/index.html ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -----Original Message----- From: Dan Hill <[log in to unmask]> To: J. J. Bowks <[log in to unmask]> Date: Sunday, January 25, 1998 7:47 PM Subject: hi >Overworked Excesso de Labor >I'm sorry that you haven't gotten much email from me lately. Io regretta que tu non ha recibite multe epostas de me recentemente. > >It's because I'm tired. For a couple years I've been blaming Il es proque io es fatigate. Per duo annos io culpava > >it on iron poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen lo al sanguine povre in ferro, carentia de vitaminas, le dieta e un dozena de > >other maladies. But now I found out the real reason. I'm altere maladias. Mais nunc io ha trovate le ver ration. Io > >tired because I'm overworked. es fatigate proque io es ultracargate del labor. > >The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million Le population de iste pais es 237 milliones. 104 milliones > >are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. son retirate. Illo lassa 133 milliones pro facer le labores. > >There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do Il ha 85 milliones in scholas, lo qual lassa 48 milliones pro > >the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the le labor. De illos il ha 29 milliones empleate per le > >federal government. This leaves 19 million to do the work. governo federal. Illo lassa 19 milliones pro facer le labor. > >Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million Quatro milliones son in le Fortias Armate, lo que lassa 15 milliones > >to do the work. pro facer le labor. > >Take from the total the 14,800,000 people De illo subtrahe le total de 14 000 000 personas > >who work for State qui travalia pro le Stato > >and City Government e le governo de citate > >and that leaves 200,000 to do the work. e illo lassa 200 000 pro facer le labor > >There are 188,000 in hospitals, Il ha 188 000 in hospitales > >so that leaves 12,000 to do the work. Tunc illo lassa 12 000 pro facer le labor. > >Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons. Nunc, il ha 11 998 personas in prisiones > >That leaves just two Illo lassa solmente duo > >people to do the work. personas pro facer le labor. > >You and me. Tu e io. > >And you're sitting there reading humor email. E tu es sedite illac legente le epostas de humor. (e io pote includer le listas de eposta Interlng, Auxlang, Conlang etc.) > >No wonder I'm Il non es un surprisa que io es > >tired; I'm the doing ALL of the work myself. fatigate; io es a facer TOTE le labor io mesme! > > > :-) > Amicalmente, Jay B.