[ cantatrice Mariah Carey ] Quando io vide in le television ille parve infantes affamante ubique in le mundo, io debe plorar. Io ipse amarea esser magre como isto, ma sin ille muscas e morto e cosalia. >>Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the >>world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that >>but not with all those flies and death and stuff. >> -- Mariah Carey >> [ Miss Alabama in le concurso pro Miss Universo 1994 ] Question: Si tu poterea viver pro semper, esque tu lo facerea, e proque? Responsa: Io non viverea pro semper, proque nos non deberea viver pro semper, proque si nos deberea viver pro semper, alora, nos viverea pro semper, ma nos non pote viver pro semper, e isto es proque io non viverea pro semper. >>Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? >>Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live >>forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we >>would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever. >> -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest >> [ Matt Lauer, commentator sur NBC Hodie, le 12 augusto ] Recercatores ha discoperite que chocolate produce approximente le mesme reactiones cerebral que marijuana. Le recercatores ha discoperite etiam altere similaritates inter le duo, ma illes non pote plus rememorar quales... >>Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same >>reactions in the brain as marijuana...The researchers also discovered >>other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they >>are. >> --Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22 >> [ David Dinkins, burgomaestro de New York City, respondante al accusationes que ille non pagava su taxas. ] Io non ha committite un crimine. Lo que io faceva era que io non conformava me al lege. >>I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the >>law. >> >> -- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering >> accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. >> [ actrice Brooke Shields, durante un intervista pro devenir un portavoce pro un campania anti-fumar del governamento ] Fumar occide. Si vos es occidite, vos ha perdite un parte multo importante de vostre vita. >>Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important >>part of your life. >> -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become >> spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign >> [ Winston Bennett, jocator de basketball del Universitate Kentucky ] Io nunquam habeva un chirurgie major del genu sur alcun altere parte de mi corpore. >>I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. >> -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward >> [ Marion Berry, burgomaestro de Washington, DC ] Con exception del homocidios, Washington ha un del ratas del crimine le plus basse del pais. >>Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. >> -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC >> [ Frank Rizzo, ex-chef del policia e burgomaestro de Philadelphia ] Le stratas in Philadelphia son secur. Il es solmente le populo qui los face insecur. >>The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who >>make them unsafe. >> -- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia >> [ Philip Streifer, superintendente de scholas, Barrington, Rhode Island ] Post haber trovate nulle candidatos qualificate pro le position de principal, le concilio de scholas annuncia con placer extreme le appunctamento de David Steele al posto. >>After finding no qualified candidates for the position of >>principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the >>appointment of David Steele to the post. >> -- Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode Island >