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Being the first and only Diaspora intellectual to openly endorse the incumbent Yahya Jammeh before God and Man and without fear or favour, I reserve the right and privilege to be the FIRST to start the "official" victory celebration of Babili Mansa's new term.
Concede democratic defeat now before I twist off your ears. Shame on you for telling Gambians to waste their votes on the failed opposition formula. My time is too valuable to waste on endorsing losers. If the opposition and anti Jammeh camps want my Princely Endorsement, they should put their houses in order.
RUN FOR COVER as my upcoming post-election article on Maafanta will mercilessly "nyafu" the "tonghos" of all the lousy anti Jammeh noisemakers.
You thieves! You even stole my idea of telling Gambians to contact their people and pass on the word. But all your offline and online noise could not dilute my simple one-off message to Gambian voters: Vote for President Jammeh or Stay Home! Mirror, morror on the wall who got the clout? Keyboard noisemakers or rational bad boys?
GAMBIAN VOTERS HEEDED MY ADVICE AND SUBSEQUENTLY REFUSED TO LET YOUR DARLING CANDIDATES SMELL EVEN THE VERANDA OF OUR COOL STATE HOUSE. YOUR MISERABLE CANDIDATES WILL ROT IN THE OPPOSITION GHETTOS FOR NOW.
Dont tell me the election observers of AU, OIC and the Commonwealth were bribed by Jammeh to look the other way. You lost. Stop making lazy excuses and just do want I said: reform your opposition parties (with new leaders, new strategies, NEW SERIOUSNESS, et cetera) if you do not want them to be irrelevant by the next elections of 2016.
My Brother Jammeh, if you are going to appoint me MINISTER OF WOMEN AND JELIJELI AFFAIRS (stand alone from the VP office), I will suspend my film, theater and related creatve arts projects to help rebrand your government by making it sexy, pro-human rights, technocratic, dymanic and smart in the interest of Gambian taxpayers.
Ladies wouldn't I look sexy in charge of lovely portfolio? A bad boy is needed to help empty the feminist propaganda junk from the brains of Gambian women and I believe I am competent enough to do just that.
I dedicate the sweet Babili Mansa victory to ALL MY FANS. Dead and living. Sleeping and awake. Happy and sad. At home and abroad.
My Brother Fakoo. Cheers. I hug you.
MAAFANTA.COM, my post election piece is coming. The supporters of Halifa Sallah and Lamin J. Darboe, JD, should be on the standby. I will send them back to kindergarten for their pre-election stupidity and self-contradictions - NOTHING PERSONAL!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Enjoy your weekend,
Prince Bubacarr Aminata Sankanu
Cologne,
Germany
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HSH Prince Bubacarr A. Sankanu
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