Someone sent me this.
enjoy

>
> An airplane was about to crash. There were five passengers on board, but
> only four parachutes. The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best
> NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me. I can't afford to die." So he
> took the first pack and left the plane.
>
> The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former
> US President, a NY State senator and a potential future President." So she
> took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.
>
> The third passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I am the President of the
> United States of America. I have a great responsibility being the leader of
> a superpower nation. And I am the cleverest President in American history.
> America's people won't let me die." So he quickly grabbed the pack next to
> him and jumped out of the plane.
>
> The fourth passenger, the Pope, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old
> schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left. I will
> sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The girl said to
> the Pope, "It's okay father, there is a parachute left for you. America's
> cleverest President has taken my schoolbag."
>
>

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