Guys,
This is a very interesting story that I read and intended to share
with you
all. I hope you enjoy.
>
> Ring one:'kerleng!' 'kerleng!'
>
> Mr.Libidor:
> 'chafit' picks up the telephone set and
> says;hellooorrr...(with
> a relaxed mood and a hoarse early morning voice),Who's this?
> 'aaai...'
> 'kanla?'
>
> Mr.Sabablu:
> Its me...boy...'manla' Are you asleep or...?
> Mr. Libidor: No! no! 'jokna' i am up...actually i am still twisting
> under my comforter...aaahh...Boy you know this place is colder than
> our
> your savana plains(He he he he-laughter). Yeah man Mr.Sabs... its
> been
> some time now i haven't heard from you. 'Nakam-nak... coool?'
>
>
> Mr.Sabablu:
> Boy...ammmm...You know what? I only called you today to
> advise
> to stop sending mail on the Gambia libidor...ammmm...Boy to be
> candid we
> are always disturbed when you say OR write things that aren't
> comparable
> to the reality on the ground here in Banjul and Serekunda..... Boy
> 'hamn'ga' ammmm....
>
> Mr.Libidor:
> (he suddenly interrupted the friend)and bluffiingly
> said:look!
> look! wait a minute! if you have also been bought by that regime of
> 'penchum dimbalanteh'
> Thats your business!ok!
> Never! i mean, never! ever! call me again only to tell me such
> rubbish.As
> far as i and my team on the Gambia Libidor are concerned,this is a
> struggle! yes! its even a war! against that "waamin",that
> "morong"...hmmmm...You see whenever i want to hate this guy,i do
> remember
> the tractors that plough my uncle's field during
> every rainy season...ooof...no no boy call me later on...
>
> Mr.Sabablu:
> No boy 'bul tek haaral ahaa..' you see this is why i keep
> on
> telling you to stop this struggle of fairy tales on the
> G-Libidor....
> Your struggle! your war! are fainting under your feet! your knees
> are
> jerking....I know that! This time around i will not take any yelling
> from
> your acidic metabolic reactions...No! Boy... i would let you know
> that you
> are fighting a futile course! Your best bet is to be listening to
> others
> before leaping and sprinkling us with your acidic paragraphs which
> contain
> fabrications from the sourcces you are proud of they are evil
> forces!exhaustpipes of your flying jet of rumours!
>
> Mr.Libidor:
> 'Aa dangmaa has nak...' ok...fine. mark you,you are
> speaking to
> me Libidor... i will compose a story aginst you and your people will
>
> believe it.
> I will die for this struggle! Ok, now i do not care if my uncle is
> sanctioned by them or not! yeah!
> Hehehehe!boy i am just open-calling hehehe!please do not tell Aida
> what i
> said...You see,you are making me say things that i do not intend
> doing.
>
> Mr.Sabablu:
> I have no time to talk about Aida...If your fantasies are
> twisting your kidneys to take Aida as your rider romantically, then
> ride
> on.
> However, henceforth i will be calling you Mr.Leeway! Do you know
> why?
>
> Mr.Libidor:
> No...hehehe tell me...
>
> Mr.Sabablu:
> Because your being is synonymous to a leeway thats created
> to
> be a channel through which all rumours,baseless sources,thirst for
> mentors
> can easily pass unnoticed...Beware! a lot of people have discovered
> the
> reality.
>
> Mr.Libidor:
> 'yaw danga doff deh! heheheheheheeeeee!
> Tell the reality they have discovered... boy i am very
> fast!
> Even Jonathan Mann of the CNN knows my talents.I am the next Swaebou
>
> Conateh in the Gambia...
> Tell me...ammmm...i hope no one is on te line listening to us? You
> see i
> am on the NIA list.
>
> Mr.Sabablu:
> The reality is that you wrote an article on the
> 'mob-server'
> journal five or six years back and you deliberately attacked the
> assylum
> seekers or the run-away-citizens(RAC) following the departure of the
>
> pseudo-champion of human rights...Alas! when your turn came to join
> them,you were welcome at the London 'aircraft-garage' by an attempt
> to
> hijack your entry from extrimists of that group you attacked! True
> or
> false?
>
>
> Mr.Libidor:
> Yes...yes...something like that happened...ammm... I will
> explain to you later on...ammm...
>
>
> Mr.Sabablu:
> No! no! Lets move on...Let me continue...
> On that day of your arrival you had to stay at the
> airport for
> hours! Yes! it was the Papa Wemba of the post colonial era of
> African
> politics who intervened to free you from the
> 'uniformed-Londoners'Boy
> people know that story and ofcourse your additional visa was; to be
> recruited as a vicious attacker of the jola boy regime on G-Libidor.
>
> Therefore, you are Hayib Baba and the forty shields! Your forum is
> Libidor,because it is a jazz band and you are the instruments that
> play
> the music.
> Your articles are the dessert of some,meals after the maincourse.
> Therefore,Bra with or without a dessert the readers won't starve
> (karam!the phone was hung up abruptly!)
>
>
> Mr.Libidor:
> Hello! hello!hello...(whilst soliquising)-'keemoor doff'I
> hope
> so its not the NIA who interrupted our conversation!? Anyway let me
> try to
> get some coins from my jamaican woman and buy a phone card to call
> Sabs.
> 'Oooof! man dama sona sah-waye nak' deep down in me i know that i am
> at
> BLUFFINGHAM UNIVERSITY and NOT at BIRMINGHAM UNIVERSITY.Who am i
> fooling?
> Hehehehe 'ahh du problem' Gambians are good at scratching shadows so
> they
> do not worry if i have the PHD or not...It can as well be the
> PFD(Poor
> Foolish Decorations).Actually i can no longer apologise boy jola!
> because
> i have said a lot against the poor guy.
> Yes! yes! i have an idea yes!'manneh man maa gaaw!'i will form a
> paco
> political party and associate it with a kotokeh in the current
> Jammeh
> foundation and then later on surface at the background with my aunty
> at
> liman street.Yes! as a Yai compin she can send the signals of my
> apologetic moves to the man indirectly...
> Grrrrrrrrr....I WILL KILL ANY ONE WHO INTENDS TO ASSOCIATE ME WITH
> THE
> BAFFOONS ON THE G LIBIDOR BY THEN!
> I think Sabablu is right.
>
>
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