My niece sent me this, and I thought I'd share it for the laughs ( and the
truth)
> THIS IS NOTHING NEW - BUT I AM SURE YOU WILL ALL APPRECIATE IT.
>
> I am sure you will appreciate having been born a woman.
>
> Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said,
> "I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed."
> She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches.
> Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper
> the following evening, checked the cereal box levels,filled the sugar
> container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for
>
> brewing the next morning.?
> She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into the
> washer,
ironed a shirt and secured a loose button. She picked up the game pieces
left on
> the table and put the telephone book back into the drawer.
She watered the plants,
> emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry.
> She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom.
> She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some
> cash for the field trip,
> and pulled a textbook out from hiding under the chair. She signed a
> birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the
> envelope and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both near
> her purse.?
> Mom then washed her face with 3 in 1cleanser, put on her Night Solution &
> age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and filed her
> nails.
> Dad called out, "I thought you were going to bed."
> "I'm on my way," she said.
> She put some water into the dog's dish and put the cat outside, then made
> sure the doors were locked.
> She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamps, hung
> up a shirt,threw some dirty socks into
> the hamper, and had a brief conversation with the one up still doing
> homework.
> In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next day,
> straightened up the shoe rack.
> She added three things to her 6 most important things to do list.
> She said her prayers, and visualized the accomplishment of her goals.
> About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one in
> particular.
> "I'm going to bed."
> And he did...without another thought.
>
> Anything extraordinary here?
> Wonder why women live longer...?
> 'CAUSE WE ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL......
> (and we can't die sooner, we still have things to do!!!!)
>
> Send this to five phenomenal women
> today...they'll love you for it!
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