Sister Jabou,
You think Mr Lateef Ahmed's mail is funny, how about this one?
Malanding
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From: George W. Bush [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
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Dear Sir / Madam,
I am George Walker Bush, son of the former president of the United States of
America George Herbert Walker Bush, and currently serving as president of
the United States of America. This letter might surprise you because we have
not met neither in person nor by correspondence. I came to know of you in my
search for a reliable and reputable person to handle a very confidential
business transaction, which involves the transfer of a huge sum of money to
an account requiring maximum confidence.
I am writing you in absolute confidence primarily to seek your assistance in
acquiring oil funds that are presently trapped in the republic of Iraq. My
partners and I solicit your assistance in completing a transaction begun by
my father, who has long been actively engaged in the extraction of petroleum
in the United States of America, and bravely served his country as director
of the United States Central Intelligence Agency.
In the decade of the nineteen-eighties, my father, then vice-president of
the United States of America, sought to work with the good offices of the
president of the republic of Iraq to regain lost oil revenue sources in the
neighboring Islamic republic of Iran. This unsuccessful venture was soon
followed by a falling out with his Iraqi partner, who sought to acquire
additional oil revenue sources in the neighboring emirate of Kuwait, a
wholly-owned U.S.-British subsidiary.
My father re-secured the petroleum assets of Kuwait in 1991 at a cost of
sixty-one billion U.S. dollars ($61,000,000,000). Out of that cost,
thirty-six billion dollars ($36,000,000,000) were supplied by his partners
in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and other Persian Gulf monarchies, and
sixteen billion dollars ($16,000,000,000) by German and Japanese partners.
But my father's former Iraqi business partner remained in control of the
republic of Iraq and its petroleum reserves.
My family is calling for your urgent assistance in funding the removal of
the president of the republic of Iraq and acquiring the petroleum assets of
his country. Unfortunately, our partners from 1991 are not willing to
shoulder the burden of this new venture, which in its upcoming phase may
cost the sum of 200 billion dollars ($200,000,000,000). The costs of the
long-term management of the country will be higher, but covered by the sale
of the petroleum assets, which will then be under our control.
Without the funds from our 1991 partners, we would not be able to acquire
the oil revenue trapped within Iraq. That is why my family and our
colleagues are urgently seeking your gracious assistance. Our distinguished
colleagues in this business transaction include the sitting vice-president
of the United States of America, Richard Cheney, who is an original partner
in the Iraq venture and former head of the Halliburton oil company, and
Condoleeza Rice, whose professional dedication to the venture was
demonstrated in the naming of a Chevron oil tanker after her.
I would beseech you to transfer a sum equaling ten to twenty-five percent
(10-25 %) of your yearly income to our account to aid in this important
venture. The internal revenue service of the United States of America will
function as our trusted intermediary. I propose that you make this transfer
before the fifteenth (15th) of the month of April.
I know that a transaction of this magnitude would make anyone apprehensive
and worried. But I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the
day. A bold step taken shall not be regretted, I assure you. Please do be
informed that this business transaction is 100% legal and extremely
profitable. The Republic of Iraq is known to have the largest oil reserves
in the world, and all those who have made the transfer by the 15 of April
will share in the petrol revenue for the following fifty (50) years. So far
it seems that only the government of the United States of America and that
of its 51st province are willing to take this bold step and share the
revenue. Do not let yourself escape this golden opportunity.
I pray that you understand our plight. My family and our colleagues will be
forever grateful. If you wish to participate in this transaction, please
reply in strict confidence to the contact numbers below, or simply do
nothing. If you do not, please make it very clear in the loudest possible
way.
Sincerely with warm regards,
George Walker Bush
Switchboard: 202.456.1414
Comments: 202.456.1111
Fax: 202.456.2461
E-mail: [log in to unmask]
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face="Times New Roman">I am George Walker Bush, son of the former president
of the United States of America George Herbert Walker Bush, and currently
serving as president of the United States of America. This letter might
surprise you because we have not met neither in person nor by
correspondence. I came to know of you in my search for a reliable and
reputable person to handle a very confidential business transaction, which
involves the transfer of a huge sum of money to an account requiring maximum
confidence. <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN DEFANGED_style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 7.5pt"><FONT
face="Times New Roman">I am writing you in absolute confidence primarily to
seek your assistance in acquiring oil funds that are presently trapped in
the republic of Iraq. My partners and I solicit your assistance in
completing a transaction begun by my father, who has long been actively
engaged in the extraction of petroleum in the United States of America, and
bravely served his country as director of the United States Central
Intelligence Agency. <DEFANGED_o:p></DEFANGED_o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN DEFANGED_style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 7.5pt"><FONT
face="Times New Roman">In the decade of the nineteen-eighties, my father,
then vice-president of the United States of America, sought to work with the
good offices of the president of the republic of Iraq to regain lost oil
revenue sources in the neighboring Islamic republic of Iran. This
unsuccessful venture was soon followed by a falling out with his Iraqi
partner, who sought to acquire additional oil revenue sources in the
neighboring emirate of Kuwait, a wholly-owned U.S.-British subsidiary.
<DEFANGED_o:p></DEFANGED_o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN DEFANGED_style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 7.5pt"><FONT
face="Times New Roman">My father re-secured the petroleum assets of Kuwait
in 1991 at a cost of sixty-one billion U.S. dollars ($61,000,000,000). Out
of that cost, thirty-six billion dollars ($36,000,000,000) were supplied by
his partners in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and other Persian Gulf
monarchies, and sixteen billion dollars ($16,000,000,000) by German and
Japanese partners. But my father's former Iraqi business partner remained in
control of the republic of Iraq and its petroleum reserves.
<DEFANGED_o:p></DEFANGED_o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN DEFANGED_style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 7.5pt"><FONT
face="Times New Roman">My family is calling for your urgent assistance in
funding the removal of the president of the republic of Iraq and acquiring
the petroleum assets of his country. Unfortunately, our partners from 1991
are not willing to shoulder the burden of this new venture, which in its
upcoming phase may cost the sum of 200 billion dollars ($200,000,000,000).
The costs of the long-term management of the country will be higher, but
covered by the sale of the petroleum assets, which will then be under our
control.<DEFANGED_o:p></DEFANGED_o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN DEFANGED_style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 7.5pt"><FONT
face="Times New Roman">Without the funds from our 1991 partners, we would
not be able to acquire the oil revenue trapped within Iraq. That is why my
family and our colleagues are urgently seeking your gracious assistance. Our
distinguished colleagues in this business transaction include the sitting
vice-president of the United States of America, Richard Cheney, who is an
original partner in the Iraq venture and former head of the Halliburton oil
company, and Condoleeza Rice, whose professional dedication to the venture
was demonstrated in the naming of a Chevron oil tanker after her.
<DEFANGED_o:p></DEFANGED_o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN DEFANGED_style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 7.5pt"><FONT
face="Times New Roman">I would beseech you to transfer a sum equaling ten to
twenty-five percent (10-25 %) of your yearly income to our account to aid in
this important venture. The internal revenue service of the United States of
America will function as our trusted intermediary. I propose that you make
this transfer before the fifteenth (15th) of the month of April.
<DEFANGED_o:p></DEFANGED_o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN DEFANGED_style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 7.5pt"><FONT
face="Times New Roman">I know that a transaction of this magnitude would
make anyone apprehensive and worried. But I am assuring you that all will be
well at the end of the day. A bold step taken shall not be regretted, I
assure you. Please do be informed that this business transaction is 100%
legal and extremely profitable. The Republic of Iraq is known to have the
largest oil reserves in the world, and all those who have made the transfer
by the 15 of April will share in the petrol revenue for the following fifty
(50) years. So far it seems that only the government of the United States of
America and that of its 51<SUP>st</SUP> province are willing to take this
bold step and share the revenue. Do not let yourself escape this golden
opportunity. <DEFANGED_o:p></DEFANGED_o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN DEFANGED_style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 7.5pt"><FONT
face="Times New Roman">I pray that you understand our plight. My family and
our colleagues will be forever grateful. If you wish to participate in this
transaction, please reply in strict confidence to the contact numbers below,
or simply do nothing. If you do not, please make it very clear in the
loudest possible way.<DEFANGED_o:p></DEFANGED_o:p></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN DEFANGED_style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 7.5pt"><FONT
face="Times New Roman">Sincerely with warm regards,
<DEFANGED_o:p></DEFANGED_o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><SPAN lang="EN-GB"
DEFANGED_style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman';
mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;
mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">George Walker
Bush<BR><BR>Switchboard: 202.456.1414<BR>Comments: 202.456.1111<BR>Fax:
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