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hi,is this Bakary Krubally from  Kombo Lamin
village? It is from Chucks from Kombo Brikama say'n hello! Any ways and if
it is so I want his phone number asap.
Thank you

>From: "M.B Krubally" <[log in to unmask]>
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>Subject: GOD OVERRULES SUPREME COURT VERDICT
>Date: Fri, 15 Dec 2000 09:22:02 -0800
>
>Folks, the piece below was forwarded to me by a friend. Although most
>Democrats might find it funny, some Republicans or religious people could
>find it offensive. If you find this article annoying at any point whiles
>reading it, please stop and delete it pronto.
>
>
>
>BREAKING NEWS: GOD OVERRULES SUPREME COURT VERDICT
>
> > Bush to be smitten later today
>
> >
>
> > In a stunning development this morning, God invoked the "one nation,
>under
>
> > God" clause of the Pledge of Allegiance to overrule last night's Supreme
>
> > Court decision that handed the White House to George Bush.
>
> > "I'm not sure where the Supreme Court gets off," God said this morning
>on
>
> > a rare Today Show appearance, "but I'm sure as hell not going to lie
>back
>
> > and let Bush get away with this bullshit."
>
> > "I've watched analysts argue for weeks now that the exact vote count in
>
> > Florida 'will never be known.' Well, I'm God and I DO know exactly who
>
> > voted for whom. Let's cut to the chase: Gore won Florida by exactly
>20,219
>
> > votes."
>
> > Shocking political analysts and pundits, God's unexpected verdict
>
> > overrules the official Electoral College tally and awards Florida to Al
>
> > Gore, giving him a 289-246 victory. The Bush campaign is analyzing God's
>
> > Word for possible grounds for appeal.
>
> > "God's ruling is a classic over-reach," argued Bush campaign strategist
>
> > Jim Baker. "Clearly, a divine intervention in a U.S. Presidential
>Election
>
> > is unprecedented, unjust, and goes against the constitution of the state
>
> > of Florida."
>
> > "Jim Baker's a jackass," God responded. "He's got some surprises ahead
>of
>
> > him, let me tell you. HOT ones, if you know what I mean."
>
> > God, who provided the exact vote counts for every Florida precinct,
>
> > explained that bad balloting machinery and voter confusion were no
>grounds
>
> > to give the White House to "a friggin' idiot."
>
> > "Look, only 612 people in Palm Beach County voted for Buchanan. Get
>real!
>
> > The rest meant to vote for Gore. Don't believe me? I'll name them:
>
> > Anderson, Pete; Anderson, Sam, Jr.; Arthur, James; Barnhardt, Ron..."
>
> > Our Lord then went on to note that he was displeased with George W.
>Bush's
>
> > prideful ways and announced that he would officially smite him today.
>
> > In an act of wrath unlike any reported since the Book of Job, God has
>
> > taken all of Bush's goats and livestock, stripped him of his wealth and
>
> > possessions, sold his family into slavery, forced the former
>presidential
>
> > candidate into hard labor in a salt mine, and afflicted him with deep
>
> > boils.
>
>Dick Cheney will reportedly receive leprosy.
>
>
>
>M.B.Krubally
>
>
>
>
>
>_________________________________________________________
>
>GROWING OLD IS MANDATORY; BECOMING WISE IS OPTIONAL.
>
>__________________________________________________________
>
>
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