Good laugh guaranteed -

Soffie


                   WISE ADVICE FROM KIDS

1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10

2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
- Michael, 14

3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14

4. Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9

5. Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13

6. Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13

7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10

8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. -
Taylia, 11

9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school
assignment. - Traci, 14

10. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
     - Kyoyo, 9

11. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.    - Armir, 9

12. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9

13. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
     - Joel, 10

14. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on
the phone. - Alyesha, 13

15. Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8

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