Howdy guys,

Here is something that a friend sent to me and I figured some of you may
like it.  It is really funny.


Read on!!!

A husband and wife were traveling by car from Atlanta to New York.
After almost 24 hours on the road, they were too tired to continue.
They stopped at a nice hotel and took a room and planned to sleep for
four hours and get back on the road. When they check out four hours
later, the desk clerk charged them $350.  The man exploded and demanded
the reason for such a high price. The clerk told him $350 was the standard
rate.  The man asked to speak to the Manager.

The Manager listened to the man and explained that the hotel had an
Olympic sized pool and a huge conference center, and they featured
spectacular shows available to the clients.  "The best entertainers from
New  York, Hollywood, and Las Vegas perform here," he explained.

No matter what facility the Manager mentioned, the man replied, "But we
didn't use it!"

 "Well, it was here, so you could have" replied the manager.

 "But we didn't!!" exclaimed the now rather angry man.

The manager was unmoved, and finally the man gave up and agreed to
pay.  He wrote a check and gave it to the manager.  The manager  was
surprised when he looked at the check.  "But sir," he said,
"this check is made out for only $100!"

"That's right," said the man, "I charged you $250 for sleeping with
my wife."

"But I didn't!" exclaimed the manager.

"Well," the man replied, "She was here, and you could have."



Dawda

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               %%          Dawda M.L Singhateh        %%
               %%        Electrical Engineering Dept. %%
               %%         University of Washington    %%
               %%             Seattle  WA             %%
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