I thought some of you migt]ht find thid interesting.

Why do you need a driver's lincense to buy liquor when you can't drink and
drive?
Why do you drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there floatations devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why
can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you transport someting by car, it's called a shipment,
but when you transport something by ship, it's called a cargo?
Why is it that when when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn
down the volume on the radio?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does a guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the
doors?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to a TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height
, what would happen?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn
on the headlights?
You know how most packages say "open here". What is the protocol if the
package says, "open somewhere else"?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Enjoy it
Lamin(o) Kanteh (Minos)

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