Thank you. My day doesn't usually start out with as big a laugh! I am
happily married, but can certainly relate....
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On Wed, 20 Feb 2008, [log in to unmask] wrote:
> Installing Your Husband...
>
> Dear Tech Support,
>
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
> distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and
> jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition,
> Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and
> Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA
> 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
> Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix
> these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
> Signed,
> Desperate
> ***
> DEAR DESPERATE,
>
> First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband
> 1.0 is an Operating System.
> Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2
> and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works
> as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications
> Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.But remember, overuse of the above application can
> cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
> Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring
> Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a
> virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system
> resources.) Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
> unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0
> is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new
> applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve
> memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
> Good Luck,
> Tech Support
>
>
>
>
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