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From: kelly <[log in to unmask]>
To: fanding <[log in to unmask]>; Jallow <[log in to unmask]>;
ceasar p. <[log in to unmask]>; Jerry M. <[log in to unmask]>
Date: July 28, 2001 2:10 AM
Subject: Fw: So True...OH CANADA
>
>----- Original Message -----
>From: "Mike Beg" <[log in to unmask]>
>To: "Darina Sembol" <[log in to unmask]>; "kelly"
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>"Peter Greczmiel" <[log in to unmask]>; "Mike Docherty"
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>"Marissa Alison Beg" <[log in to unmask]>; "MASULLO Angela"
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>Sent: Tuesday, July 24, 2001 10:14 PM
>Subject: Fw: So True...OH CANADA
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>
>> ironically this came from Chicago, a coworker of mine in my MBA class.
>>
>> ----- Original Message -----
>> From: "Beg, Michael" <[log in to unmask]>
>> To: <[log in to unmask]>
>> Sent: Monday, July 23, 2001 5:53 PM
>> Subject: FW: So True...OH CANADA
>>
>>
>> >
>> >
>> > Michael Beg
>> > PCG Risk Management
>> > FCP 54, 416-359-8090 (fax 5735)
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > -----Original Message-----
>> > From: Miller,Ted
>> > Sent: Monday, July 23, 2001 3:00 PM
>> > To: Mariani, Bettina; Amy_Kwan%BMO; Julie_Barker%EFS;
>> > Martine_ThurlerGuy%BMO; Catherine_Roe%BMO; Joanne_Gassman%BMO;
>> > Maureen_Vanin%BMO; Parkes,Wendy; Janet_Peddigrew%BMO; Lori_Duggan%BMO;
>> > Carolyn_Booth%BMO; Vanessa_Lyons%BMO; Kim_DownsMitchell%BMO;
>> > Cheryl_Walker%EFS; Knox, Stephanie; Beg, Michael; Jason_Wu%BMO;
>> > Bill_Langer%BMO; Andrew_Augurati%BMO; Guido_Titotto%BMO; Weilie.Tjoe;
>> > Ron_Giles%BMO; Mike_Leggett%BMO; Al_Bateson%BMO; Mark_Ball%BMO; Julien,
>> > Stanley J.; Parekh, Moin; Srini_Iyengar%BMO; Daryl_Glimps%EFS;
>> > Martin_Beauchamp%BMO; Dave_Reddoch%EFS; Raymond_Daigneault%EFS;
>> > Ian1_Hamilton%BMO; Bill Rigakos; Ken Chandra; Marcelino Montiel;
>> > Lori.Wilson
>> > Subject: So True...OH CANADA
>> >
>> >
>> > Thought everyone would enjoy this one. Marcelino and I may have
>something
>> > to say about it.
>> > You'd think I get enough of this when I'm up at the IFL. As a
>BMO-Chicago
>> > employee, I get to hear it all the time. Lucky me. The brainwashing
>will
>> > never work!! Ha ha.
>> >
>> > Ted
>> > ----- Forwarded by Ted Miller/CHGO/HBC on 07/23/01 12:27 PM -----
>> >
>> >
>> > "Shea,
>> >
>> > Kristen A." To: 'Betts'
>> >
>> > <Kristen.Shea
<[log in to unmask]>,
>> > "Bill
>> > @bmo.com> Schoenhut (E-mail)"
>> > <[log in to unmask]>,
>> > 'Cindy' <[log in to unmask]>,
>> > "Buffano,Diane"
>> > 07/23/01
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>> > "Cohon,Helen
>> > 09:08 AM Sally"
>> > <[log in to unmask]>, 'Jerry
>> > S' <[log in to unmask]>, 'Kanin'
>> >
>> > <[log in to unmask]>,
>'Leslie'
>> >
>> > <[log in to unmask]>, 'Marlee'
>> >
>> > <[log in to unmask]>, 'Martha
M'
>> >
>> >
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>> > "Genet,Mary"
>> > <[log in to unmask]>,
>> > 'MMHeider'
>> > <[log in to unmask]>, "'Stacy
>> > (work)'"
>> > <[log in to unmask]>,
>'O'Leary'
>> >
>> > <[log in to unmask]>,
>> > "Miller,Ted"
>> > <[log in to unmask]>
>> >
>> > cc:
>> >
>> > Subject: So True...OH
>CANADA
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Happy Monday to all! A little ego from my Canadian counterparts.
>Thought
>> > it was worth passing on! KAS
>> >
>> >
>> > An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the
>> world.
>> > For his first chapter he decided to write about American churches.
>> > So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that
he
>> > would work his way across the country from South to North.
>> >
>> > On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he
>noticed
>> > a
>> > golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per
>> > call".
>> > The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what
>> the
>> > telephone was used for.
>> > The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for
>> $10,000
>> > you could talk to God.
>> > The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
>> >
>> > Next stop was in Atlanta.
>> > There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with
>> the
>> > same sign under it.
>> > He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando
and
>> he
>> > asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.
>> > She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000
he
>> > could talk to God.
>> > "O.K., thank you," said the American.
>> >
>> > He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston,
>New
>> > York and Burlington.
>> > In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000
>> per
>> > call" sign under it.
>> >
>> > The American, upon leaving Vermont saw a sign for Canada and decided to
>> see
>> > if Canadians had the same phone. He arrived in Montreal, and again,
>there
>> > was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read
>> > "10 cents per call."
>> >
>> > The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
>> > "Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden
>> > telephone in many churches.
>> > I'm told that it is a direct line to heaven, but in every state the
>price
>> > was $10,000 per call.
>> > Why is it so cheap here?"
>> >
>> > The priest smiled and answered,
>> >
>> > "You're in Canada now son, it's a local call".
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
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