David Letterman: "Top Ten Signs Moammar Gadhafi Is Hiding In Your Neighborhood


10. You say , 'Good morning, neighbor.' You hear, 'Good morning, Zionist pig.'


9. Ayman al-Zawahiri knocks on your door and says, 'Whoops! Wrong house!'


8. Someone keeps forgetting to clean up after his camel.


7. Guy introduces himself as 'Carl,' but spells it with a 'Q.'


6. High school soccer games now begin with Libyan national anthem.


5. Every shopping plaza within a ten mile radius is out of enormous sunglasses.


4. Navy SEALs requested permission to turn your kid's tree house into
a sniper's nest.


3. Monday: quiet, Tuesday: quiet, Wednesday: Mobs of gun-toting Libyan
rebels, Thursday: quiet.


2. Neighbor keeps parking his tank on your Prius.


1. In background of his latest video message, you see you."


--
-Laye
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"With fair speech thou might have thy will,
With it thou might thy self spoil."
--The R.M

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