In the beginning God created Eve, and she had three breats.  After
three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve "How's things Eve ?2
He asked  "It is so beautiful God", she replied.  "The sunrises and
sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is
wonderful, but I just have this one problem.  It's these three breasts
you've given me.  The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am
constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches,
snagging them on bushes, they're a real pain, reported Eve.  "That's a
fair point" replied God "but it was my first shot at this you know.  I
have the animals, what, six ? So I just figured you'd need half, but I
see that you are right.  I'll fix that up right away !"  So, God
reaches down and removes the middle breast, tossing it into the bush.

Three weeks passed and God once again visted Eve in the garden.  "Well
Eve, how's my favourite creation ?! he asked.  "Just fantastic" she
replied, "but for one small oversight on your part.  You see, all the
animals are paired off.  The ewe has her ram, the cow has her bull,
all the animals have a mate except me.  I feel so alone".  God thought
for a moment.  "You know, Eve, you're right.  How could I have
overlooked this !  You do need a mate and I will immediately create
Man from a part of you !  Now let me see  ..... where did I put that
useless tit ?!"






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