10. The Undercover Ho'
> -This type of ho often goes unnoticed in the community, and can only be
> detected by a trained eye. She holds down a decent job during the day, but
> is secretly ho'ing around with at least 5 different trifling men. Two of
> these mens is married, and at least one of these mens is dating her best
> friend.
>
> 9. The Church Ho'
> -Her hair and nails is always did. This ho be in church every Sunday and
> carries a Bible with her at all times, but spends Tuesday thru Saturday
> night of every week in a different club. She is sometimes mistaken for the
> Undercover Ho.
>
> 8. High Class Ho'
> -(This type of ho' is also known as "THE Glamour Ho") This type of ho'
> rocks Prada and Gucci, and only dates players, ballers, and shot callers.
> She is most often the cause of some fight in a club (i.e., Source Awards).
> She tries to act like she's got class, but confuses regular English with
> ebonics. She also has trouble with simple
> arithmetic.
>
> 7. OLE' Ho
> -The OLE Ho' used to be tight "in her day," and thinks she "still looks
> good for her age." She tries to wear all the Soul Train fashions, thinking
> that she will blend in with the rest of the
> hunnies. You can find her at any club on any given night, grinding on the
> dance floor during any song, with any man, of any age.
>
> 6. Nasty Ho'
> -This ho' has not exactly been blessed in the looks department, but is
> usually very popular with the mens for her other talents. Most often, she
> has a 'tight body,' and can be found working in a strip club.
>
> 5. Sneaky Ho'
> -The Sneaky Ho' cannot be trusted in anyone's home or with anyone's man.
> Money, and other personal items "turn up missing" long after she's gone.
> She is always "dipped," and can never remember where she's purchased the
> coveted item of clothing. The Sneaky Ho' aspires
> to be Undercover Ho, but has already made too many enemies by stealing.
>
> 4. Project Ho'
> -This ho' is living ghetto fabulous, squeezing money and trinkets out of
> her drug dealing "baby daddies." She likes to fight, and
> you will most often hear her before you see her.
>
> 3. Stupid Ho'
> -She is usually very cute. The Stupid Ho' keeps a string of men who
> constantly come over after midnight for bootie calls. They often return to
> eat her food, watch her cable, and borrow her car and/or
> money. She complains about them to her friends (i.e., Sneaky Ho and
> Project Ho) but never does anything about it.
>
> 2. Crazy Ho'
> -This is a popular ho.' Although she is very smart, the Crazy Ho is
> virtually an upgrade from the Stupid Ho. She has the same terrible luck
> with men, but unlike Stupid Ho', she seeks revenge. Her area of expertise
> include slashing tires, keying cars, making prank calls from UNLISTED
> numbers, visiting the trifling man's (or other ho's)
> job, and appearing on Judge Mathis for any of the aforementioned
> activities.
>
> AND FINALLY...
>
> 1. THE Stank Ho'
> -This is perhaps the most popular Ho of them all. The Stank Ho has
> appeared on shows such as Ricky Lake, Jerry Springer,and Jenny Jones. She
> has deluded herself into believing that she is beautiful, and she sleeps
> with everyone to justify it. Her choice of wardrobe most often includes
> spandex (of every color),bra tops, and stripper shoes. She has a permanent
> "unwashed" look about herself that cannot be removed with any amount of
> water or soap.
>
>
>
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