Guys,
This is a very interesting story that I read and intended to share with you
all. I hope you enjoy.
Ring one:'kerleng!' 'kerleng!'
Mr.Libidor:
'chafit' picks up the telephone set and
says;hellooorrr...(with
a relaxed mood and a hoarse early morning voice),Who's this?
'aaai...'
'kanla?'
Mr.Sabablu:
Its me...boy...'manla' Are you asleep or...?
Mr. Libidor: No! no! 'jokna' i am up...actually i am still twisting
under my comforter...aaahh...Boy you know this place is colder than
our
your savana plains(He he he he-laughter). Yeah man Mr.Sabs... its
been
some time now i haven't heard from you. 'Nakam-nak... coool?'
Mr.Sabablu:
Boy...ammmm...You know what? I only called you today to
advise
to stop sending mail on the Gambia libidor...ammmm...Boy to be
candid we
are always disturbed when you say OR write things that aren't
comparable
to the reality on the ground here in Banjul and Serekunda..... Boy
'hamn'ga' ammmm....
Mr.Libidor:
(he suddenly interrupted the friend)and bluffiingly
said:look!
look! wait a minute! if you have also been bought by that regime of
'penchum dimbalanteh'
Thats your business!ok!
Never! i mean, never! ever! call me again only to tell me such
rubbish.As
far as i and my team on the Gambia Libidor are concerned,this is a
struggle! yes! its even a war! against that "waamin",that
"morong"...hmmmm...You see whenever i want to hate this guy,i do
remember
the tractors that plough my uncle's field during
every rainy season...ooof...no no boy call me later on...
Mr.Sabablu:
No boy 'bul tek haaral ahaa..' you see this is why i keep
on
telling you to stop this struggle of fairy tales on the
G-Libidor....
Your struggle! your war! are fainting under your feet! your knees
are
jerking....I know that! This time around i will not take any yelling
from
your acidic metabolic reactions...No! Boy... i would let you know
that you
are fighting a futile course! Your best bet is to be listening to
others
before leaping and sprinkling us with your acidic paragraphs which
contain
fabrications from the sourcces you are proud of they are evil
forces!exhaustpipes of your flying jet of rumours!
Mr.Libidor:
'Aa dangmaa has nak...' ok...fine. mark you,you are
speaking to
me Libidor... i will compose a story aginst you and your people will
believe it.
I will die for this struggle! Ok, now i do not care if my uncle is
sanctioned by them or not! yeah!
Hehehehe!boy i am just open-calling hehehe!please do not tell Aida
what i
said...You see,you are making me say things that i do not intend
doing.
Mr.Sabablu:
I have no time to talk about Aida...If your fantasies are
twisting your kidneys to take Aida as your rider romantically, then
ride
on.
However, henceforth i will be calling you Mr.Leeway! Do you know
why?
Mr.Libidor:
No...hehehe tell me...
Mr.Sabablu:
Because your being is synonymous to a leeway thats created
to
be a channel through which all rumours,baseless sources,thirst for
mentors
can easily pass unnoticed...Beware! a lot of people have discovered
the
reality.
Mr.Libidor:
'yaw danga doff deh! heheheheheheeeeee!
Tell the reality they have discovered... boy i am very
fast!
Even Jonathan Mann of the CNN knows my talents.I am the next Swaebou
Conateh in the Gambia...
Tell me...ammmm...i hope no one is on te line listening to us? You
see i
am on the NIA list.
Mr.Sabablu:
The reality is that you wrote an article on the
'mob-server'
journal five or six years back and you deliberately attacked the
assylum
seekers or the run-away-citizens(RAC) following the departure of the
pseudo-champion of human rights...Alas! when your turn came to join
them,you were welcome at the London 'aircraft-garage' by an attempt
to
hijack your entry from extrimists of that group you attacked! True
or
false?
Mr.Libidor:
Yes...yes...something like that happened...ammm... I will
explain to you later on...ammm...
Mr.Sabablu:
No! no! Lets move on...Let me continue...
On that day of your arrival you had to stay at the
airport for
hours! Yes! it was the Papa Wemba of the post colonial era of
African
politics who intervened to free you from the
'uniformed-Londoners'Boy
people know that story and ofcourse your additional visa was; to be
recruited as a vicious attacker of the jola boy regime on G-Libidor.
Therefore, you are Hayib Baba and the forty shields! Your forum is
Libidor,because it is a jazz band and you are the instruments that
play
the music.
Your articles are the dessert of some,meals after the maincourse.
Therefore,Bra with or without a dessert the readers won't starve
(karam!the phone was hung up abruptly!)
Mr.Libidor:
Hello! hello!hello...(whilst soliquising)-'keemoor doff'I
hope
so its not the NIA who interrupted our conversation!? Anyway let me
try to
get some coins from my jamaican woman and buy a phone card to call
Sabs.
'Oooof! man dama sona sah-waye nak' deep down in me i know that i am
at
BLUFFINGHAM UNIVERSITY and NOT at BIRMINGHAM UNIVERSITY.Who am i
fooling?
Hehehehe 'ahh du problem' Gambians are good at scratching shadows so
they
do not worry if i have the PHD or not...It can as well be the
PFD(Poor
Foolish Decorations).Actually i can no longer apologise boy jola!
because
i have said a lot against the poor guy.
Yes! yes! i have an idea yes!'manneh man maa gaaw!'i will form a
paco
political party and associate it with a kotokeh in the current
Jammeh
foundation and then later on surface at the background with my aunty
at
liman street.Yes! as a Yai compin she can send the signals of my
apologetic moves to the man indirectly...
Grrrrrrrrr....I WILL KILL ANY ONE WHO INTENDS TO ASSOCIATE ME WITH
THE
BAFFOONS ON THE G LIBIDOR BY THEN!
I think Sabablu is right.
>From: baboucarr jobarteh <[log in to unmask]>
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>Subject: Bravo Lions!
>Date: Sat, 21 Jul 2001 14:39:09 -0400
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>What a superb and thrilling performance by the Lions of Senegambia.You have
>brought us to the highest level in international sports.We are proud of
>you!Best wishes in Japan/SouthKorea.
>
>Jobs.
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