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Galleh, what are you doing up so late? I thought I could sneak in and out  
without notice. Men! 
 
I must say though that I love these satires you share and you have a knack  
for our pleasure. I thank you for sharing. Allow me to share a story with  you:
 
He is from Calcutta. Uttam Das.
Has been all his life.
Satinder comes to join him
As she does intermittently
Only this time she declares its for good.
 
Satinder shares there was a Tsunami
In Bombay.
And Shawkat escaped the Tsunami
He made for the hills
his colleagues in the Bombay guild
All drowned to join us in Calcutta.
 
Satinder promises to share a story.
She squats, legs folded 
In the air of a Talube.
Her flute raised, the maestro hums
Uttam glanced at me
the notes had wafted in the monsoons all year
in the air around Calcutta.
 
In Calcutta, we make the mould.
For the folks in Bombay.
Discouraged, Satinder uncoiled.
as the adder recoils back in the burlap.
On Jaaraama.
 
Easy Baby boy. Haroun Masoud. MQDT. Al Khairawan. Darbo that is!!
 
In a message dated 11/1/2007 11:01:43 P.M. Mountain Daylight Time,  
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Animal Farm  Reloaded (Part Two)

By Baba Galleh Jallow

Oh yes, Napoleon the  pious pig had become a great goat-lover over the past 
several years.  Muriel and other local goats were not very much in favor; but 
a new  species of goat had surfaced in Animal Farm from other surrounding 
farms,  and had been particularly favored by Napoleon, and for good reasons 
too.  These goats had exceptionally long beards and had the peculiar custom 
of  wearing either oversized gowns or strange animal skins with pieces of  
mirror and cowry shells stitched to them. They profess great spiritual  
knowledge and power and put themselves at the service of the superstitious  
Napoleon. These goats professed an uncanny capacity to see into the future  
and to smell out Napoleon’s actual and potential enemies long before they  
even thought of harming the great pig. Every night, these medicine-goats,  
after a long day of feasting, drinking, and stoking Napoleon’s fat ego,  
would retire to bed with strange objects such as lizard tails, frog  
carcasses, boar teeth, pieces of dry feces, and small animal horns under  
their pillows that would help them scan the distant horizons of the future  
for the great pig. In the morning, they would all meet with Napoleon and  
tell him which animal to be wary of, what sacrifices to offer, on which  day 
not to venture too far, and a host of other warnings and advices all  geared 
toward the eternal protection of the great and benevolent pig. They  also 
told him that he must personally take control of all local animal  structures 
because there were some strange rumblings at the local level  that might 
cause him some unease.

But whatever they did and  whatever powers they possessed, these long-beard 
and strange-clad goats  could not help Napoleon against making the lower 
animals so angry that  they would fart near his house, sing only 
half-heartedly, poop on his  doorstep in the middle of the night, or whisper 
vicious things about the  pig who thought he was a god. Neither could they 
protect Napoleon against  the birds who deliberately shot small balls of shit 
at Napoleon’s mansion  and sometimes on the back of his grand boubous, or the 
chickens who made  it a point every dawn to litter Napoleon’s front and 
backyards with  hundreds of droppings. The chickens also made sure that they 
dropped a few  eggs here and there all over the yards. The appearance of eggs 
at  Napoleon’s doorstep every morning was quickly proclaimed as another sign  
of Napoleon’s esteemed status in the divine scheme of things. The  droppings 
were of course ignored and surreptitiously removed. “You see,”  Squealer the 
Dealer would announce every morning to the traditional  assembly of animals; 
“Eggs are now falling from the skies to show you that  our beloved leader is 
indeed a favorite of the high powers above! So  rejoice, O ye wretched 
animals, for ye have been blessed with a miraculous  leader!”

It was one of these long-beard and strange-clad goats who  advised Napoleon 
to beware the animals of the red forests and all their  talk about animal 
rights and the rule of law. These red animals, this  particular goat had told 
Napoleon, were a bunch of thieves and liars who  were hatching a mammoth plot 
to drive him out of animal farm and have him  replaced by some lowly animal 
of no consequence who would then be  compelled to dance to their red tunes. 
Their description of this lowly  animal cost many an innocent animal their 
lives. For whichever animal fit  the description of this pious goat was made 
to disappear, accused of  planning to overthrow Napoleon, or otherwise 
effectively neutralized. This  particular long-beard and strange-clad goat 
also told Napoleon that he  must befriend the leaders of the animals of the 
brown forests. He must,  Napoleon was told, particularly look out for a 
leader whose eyes were  squinted because he was one animal who could help him 
fight the  treacherous animals of the red forests. And so Napoleon had picked 
Mr.  Squinteyes of dubious fame as his favorite colleague and friend among 
the  league of animal leaders. Mr. Squinteyes was a vehement critic of the 
red  animals and professed a philosophy that sounded very much like a  
combination of Animalism and Pigism combined. Moreover, Mr. Squinteyes  ruled 
over a very wealthy forest with lots of milk and apples, Napoleon’s  favorite 
foods. It was on account of the ceaseless pouring of milk and  apple-aid into 
Animal Farm that Napoleon had grown so fat that he could  hardly raise his 
paws.

That Napoleon, Squealer, Napoleon’s dogs,  his black cockerel and all the 
other pigs were greatly enjoying themselves  had become clear as daylight to 
the lower animals. Napoleon had grown so  fat that he could hardly open his 
eyes and spent most of his time sleeping  in Jones’ comfortable bed, while 
Squealer directed farm affairs. In  addition to ‘Animal hero, first class’, 
‘Animal hero, second class’,  ‘Animal hero, third class’ Animal hero all 
classes’ and the Order of the  Green Banner, Napoleon created and bestowed 
upon himself many other  gallant decorations and titles, all of which he wore 
on his many public  appearances. In addition to his titles of The Great 
Leader Comrade  Napoleon and Savior of the Animals, Napoleon now took on the 
additional  titles of Gallant Benefactor, Grand Master of Wisdom, Benevolent 
Guardian  of the Lost, and His Excellency And Most Royal Highness Dr. Ratahal 
 
Bemutoye of Miracle Tree Fame, Commander of the Faithful and Raiser of the  
Dead. He insisted that on every public appearance, first Squealer and then  
Kokoliko the black cockerel came forward to address him with all his  gallant 
titles and make mention of his divinity, his heroic deeds and his  
decorations before his hallowed name itself was pronounced to the unworthy  
ears of the lower animals. After the battle of the Windmill, Napoleon had  
also bestowed upon himself the honorable title of Lord Chancellor of the  
Chequered, as a mark of his gallantry and patriotism.

Not even  Moses the raven, who never tired of talking about the mysterious 
Sugar  Candy Mountain hidden beyond the distant clouds, failed to see that  
Napoleon had become worse than Farmer Jones. Clearly, Farmer Jones did not  
change the rules at every turn to suit his personal needs; Farmer Jones  did 
not drink so much beer and make so much merry as Napoleon did  now-a-days; 
Farmer Jones never claimed divine and miraculous powers; and  Farmer Jones, 
in spite of all his vices, did not have all the long-beard  and strange-clad 
goats of nearby forests flocking to his feet to serve as  medicine-goats. 
Like Benjamin, Clover, and Minimus, Moses the raven could  not fail to see 
that Napoleon now considered Animal Farm his very own  personal property and 
the animals nothing less than his personal slaves.  They had heard him say 
that he held the title deeds to Animal Farm and all  the animals that lived 
within it. Over and above everything else, they had  seen him contradict all 
the rules in the books and all the promises he had  ever made by trading with 
humans, sleeping in beds, wearing Jones’  flamboyant tails and ties, walking 
on two legs, and wearing colorful  ribbons to his tail, among many other 
outrageous extremes. Eventually,  they had seen him abolish “Beasts of 
England” the anthem of the anti-Jones  rebellion, and change the name Animal 
Farm back to its original name, the  Manor Farm and then to Nap’s Farm. Thus, 
it was from Manor Farm to Manor  Farm to Nap’s Farm. The wheel of fortune had 
gone full circle for the  lower animals and in spite of themselves, they 
increasingly saw through  the gross inconsistencies of Comrade Napoleon and 
his fellow pigs.  Happily, Squealer had grown so fat that he was fast losing 
his  honey-coated voice and could now only croak “Lort Naple is the beast”, 
a  
mispronouncement for which he once received a hard slap and a sharp rebuke  
from one of Napoleon’s top dogs.

Unhappily however, some of the  lesser pigs and animals had absolutely 
mastered the art of puppetry, their  sole occupation in the course of time 
being always to be there when  Napoleon delivered his flamboyant exhortations 
on the virtues of sacrifice  and squealing and shrieking and clapping and 
crying ‘poleon! at every  word. But there were also many angry animals, and 
these expressed their  disgust at Napoleon in every imaginable and 
unimaginable manner. Yes, the  weak also have their weapons; and when the 
powerful set out to oppress  them, they must remember that the weak also have 
their weapons. So sang  the birds of Animal Farm. No help from  goats!

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