Disclaimer:  This is meant to be a joke.  If you can't hang, please delete.

Here goes:

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background
checks,interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists An
American man, a English Man and a Jamaican man.

For the final test, the CIA agents took the American man to a large metal
door and handed him a gun."We must know that you will follow your
instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will
find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her."
The American said."You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife,"

The agent replies,"Then you're not the right man for this job." The English
man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room.
All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in
his eyes. "I tried blokes, but I can't kill my wife." The agent replies, "You
don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.

"Finally, it was the Jamaican's turn.  He took the gun and went into the
room. Shots were heard, one shot after another.  Then they heard screaming,
crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door
opened slowly and there stood the Jamaican. He wiped the sweat from his brow
and said, "Unnuh nevah tell mi di bloodclat gun loaded wid blanks....mi did
haffi beat har ****clat to death wid di raassclat chair!"

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