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Abdoulaye Saine <[log in to unmask]>
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Wed, 24 Jul 2002 18:23:51 +0000
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Soffie:
This was a good one! It cracked me up. Keep it coming.
Abdoulaye


>From: "Ceesay, Soffie" <[log in to unmask]>
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>Subject: FW: A BIOGRAPHY
>Date: Wed, 24 Jul 2002 05:32:56 -0700
>
>A BIOGRAPHY
>
>A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old
>farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next
>day.
>The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some
>bad
>news, the donkey died."
>Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."
>The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
>Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."
>The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"
>Kenny said, "I'm going to raffle him off."
>Farmer, " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
>Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."
>A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened
>with
>that dead donkey?"
>Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and
>made
>a profit of $898.00."
>Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"
>Kenny, " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
>Kenny
>grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.
>
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