Tech guys like me will get some kick out of this. Keep 'em coming!

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[mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Malanding Jaiteh
Sent: Thursday, February 21, 2008 6:50 AM
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Subject: Re: Fwd: Humor.Installing Your Husband...

Sister Jabou,
Interesting stuff. But where are the Remote Desktop that runs the 
Mother-In-Law on the main server and the Firewall?

Malanding


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> Installing Your Husband...
>
> Dear Tech Support, 
>
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a  
> distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and  
> jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In
addition,  
> Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5
and 
>  Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as
NBA 
> 5.0,  NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and 
> Housecleaning  2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging
5.3 to fix 
> these  problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
> Signed,
> Desperate
> ***
> DEAR  DESPERATE,
>
> First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 
> 1.0 is an Operating System. 
> Please enter command:  ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears
6.2 
> and don't forget to  install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application
works 
> as designed, Husband 1.0  should then automatically run the applications 
> Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.But  remember, overuse of the above
application can 
> cause Husband 1.0 to default to  Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or
Beer 6.1. 
> Please note that Beer 6.1 is a  very bad program that will download the
Snoring 
> Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO  NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a

> virus in the background that will  eventually seize control of all your
system 
> resources.) Also do not attempt to  reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These
are 
> unsupported applications and will  crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband
1.0 
> is a great program, but it does have  limited memory and cannot learn new 
> applications quickly. You might consider  buying additional software to
improve 
> memory and performance. We recommend  Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
> Good Luck, 
> Tech Support
>  
>
>
>
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