In a message dated 9/20/99 9:59:49 PM Central Daylight Time,
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  ===   In the Name of Allah Most Gracious Most Merciful   ===

  *** Judgement Day Airlines ***

  Identification
  Name: Son of Adam
  Nationality: From Clay
  Address: Planet Earth

  Flight Info
  Departing Terminal: This World
  Arriving Terminal: The Hereafter
  Departure Time: No person knows what he will earn tomorrow and no person
  knows in what land he will die
  Arrival Time: And the stupor of death will come in truth "This is what
  you have been avoiding!"
  Accompanying Party: Children, Wives, Family, Friends, and others are NOT
  allowed.

  Flight Conditions
  Passengers are advised to follow the orders given in Allah's Book and The
  Sunnah of His Noble Messenger, like:
  1-Obedience, Love, and Fear of Allah
  2-Constant remembrance of Death
  3-Realizing that there is only Heaven and Hellfire on the Last Day
  4-Knowledge benefited from
  5-Your food, drink, and money should be Halal

  Allowed Luggage
  1-Two meters of white cloth
  2-Good deeds
  3-A prayer from a righteous son
  4-Ongoing charity
  5-Knowledge benefited from

  Nothing else is allowed to accompany him.

  For more Information: Please return to The Book of Allah and The Sunnah of
  His Noble Prophet (PBUH).

  Notice: Extra weight of Good Deeds is allowed. (Calling is direct and for
  free)

  YOU DO NOT NEED TO CONFIRM YOUR RESERVATION, IT IS ALREADY CONFIRMED.

  Knowlege is the key to sucess in this life and in the hereafter..

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