John Yahavich Fires Back

By Baba Galleh Jallow

From now on, I want everybody to tell me what the hell is going on. I want 
to know why people poke their noses into my affairs when I don’t poke my 
nose into their affairs. If I do not tell people what to do in their 
compounds and with their personal properties, why do they try to tell me 
what to do in my compound and with my personal property? Why don’t people 
understand that this country is my personal property, that it was God 
Himself who gave it to me, and that I have the right and even the wrong to 
do as I please with my property and everything in it? If you do not want to 
abide by what the owner of a compound wants in his compound, then you have 
to leave and go to hell. But if you stay in my compound you must do what I 
want. This is all I will say.

Recently I have seen funny stories about goats and milk and such other 
nonsense in the so-called online newspapers trying to criticize me. If you 
pretend to be online, why not in line? I don’t even need to tell you that 
you cannot criticize me but I will tell you that if you don’t like what is 
happening here then you can either shut up or go to hell. If some good and 
decent people decide to do the right thing and help me in my work of milking 
my personal goats, singing and dancing for me because I work so hard, and 
testifying that I am God’s chosen among the people, why should so-called 
journalists try to drag their names in the mud? I must tell you that I will 
never allow anyone to jeopardize the security of my goats or my goat-holders 
because this country is mine, and no one can deny that. So if you think that 
you can write about so-called milk, then you must know that I don’t give a 
damn and if I get hold of you, belay, belay, belay you will know that John 
Yahavich does not joke.

I want you all to tell me what business people have in opening their big 
mouths and saying nonsense about what I do with my goats, my children, and 
my personal slaves. If I decide to punish my slaves or my children, some of 
you open your big mouths and try to criticize me. If I decide to kill my 
slaves, some of you open your big mouths and say John Yahavich should not do 
this, John Yahavich should not do that. Who are you to tell me what to do or 
not to do? If I am happy and decide that no one should work in my compound 
or on my property on any particular day, some of you open your big mouths 
and say John Yahavich has no right to do this, John Yahavich has no right to 
do that. Who are you to tell me what I have a right to do or not to do with 
my family, my slaves and my personal property? Why don’t you go get your own 
property and decide what to do or not to do with it rather than sticking 
your stinking mouths into my personal business? I will not even take the 
trouble to warn you; let me just get hold of you. Belay, belay, belay you 
will then know what is going on.

I particularly hate it when so-called people try to compare what is 
happening in other countries to what is happening in this country. If people 
in other so-called countries decide to complain about the father of their 
nation, what does that have to do with me? And if you think that you can 
come here and try to complain about me, or cause trouble here because you 
not happy with what I decide to do with my personal elections, then your 
mouth must be in your stomach or even on your legs because I will not 
tolerate that. I will not allow any so-called human rights activists or 
so-called opposition leaders who are nothing but donkeys to come here and 
cause trouble for me. If you try it then you will know who I am. You all 
open your big mouths and talk about elections, elections, elections. What do 
you mean elections? In fact, what do you mean free and so-called fair 
elections? Am I not the one who decides what free and fair elections are in 
this country? Some of you become traitors and try to challenge me as 
so-called independent candidates? How can you be independent if you and 
everything else in this country belong to me personally? I will show you 
that if you want to be independent, then you must find your own country to 
be independent in because this country is my personal property and if you 
don’t like it you can go to hell. Don’t you know that I can stop all 
so-called elections in this country if I want to? I can do it and you can do 
nothing about it. And if you think I am joking you just wait and see. Belay, 
belay, belay you will then know who John Yahavich is.

If I have my personal property and I want my children to inherit my personal 
property, some of you open your big mouths and say John Yahavich wants his 
children to inherit his personal property. Even animals with no sense at all 
know that when you say such stupid things you are saying nonsense. Do I tell 
you that your children cannot inherit your property after you? How then can 
you pretend to tell me that my children cannot inherit this country after 
me? Sometimes I even think that some of you are not even capable of 
understanding simple things that even a small child can understand. But you 
know that you are cowards because you can only say what you are saying 
behind my back. If you think that you are brave or that you have the 
so-called right to say such nonsense to me, I challenge you to come face me 
and say it. Belay, belay, belay, you will then know who John Yahavich is. 
It’s-a-mad-day.

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