----- Original Message ----- From: connie bah <[log in to unmask]> To: <[log in to unmask]> Sent: Thursday, March 16, 2000 9:29 PM Subject: Fwd: SALAAAAAAAM > YOU NEED TO READ THIS ALOUD INORDER TO GET THE JOKE....AND TRY TO PRONOUNCE > EACH WORD THE WAY THEY ARE SPELLED BY THE Tehranian....enjoy > > >From: [log in to unmask] > >To: [log in to unmask] > >Subject: Fwd: SALAAAAAAAM > >Date: Thu, 16 Mar 2000 09:58:07 EST > > > > > > ______________________________________________________ > Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- > Return-path: [log in to unmask] > From: [log in to unmask] > Full-name: Dushman69 > Message-ID: <[log in to unmask]> > Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2000 23:28:11 EST > Subject: SALAAAAAAAM > To: [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], > [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], > [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask] > MIME-Version: 1.0 > Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" > Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit > X-Mailer: AOL 5.0 for Windows sub 67 > > A British airways flight was going to Tehran from London. When it gets > close to Tehran it starts having some kind of trouble. The pilot > contacts > the air tower at Tehran airport and asks for help: > "Tehran, this is Captain Smith, British Airways flight 000, do you > read?" > "flight 000, dis iz Tehran felight contorol, go ahead" > "tehran, this is flight 000, we have a problem" > "dis iz tehran, vat kind of peroblem?" > "this is flight 000, we have lost power to our engines, please advise" > "dis iz tehran, i reed you, peleez check some things for me, ok?" > "this is flight 000, go ahead" > "dis iz tehran, can you get emergency pover to your engines?" > "this is flight 000, negative, no power is available" > "dis iz tehran, can you peleez bering your altitutde to 20,000 feet?" > "this is flight 000, negative, our wing controls do not respond" > "dis iz tehran, can you peleez see if you can lower your veels?" > "this is flight 000, negative, landing gears are stuck" > "dis iz tehran, would you pleeze repeet thez words after me" > "this is flight 000, go ahead" > "dis iz Tehran, repeat thez vords peleez: Ash'hado anna laelaha ella > allah > wa ash'hado anna Mohammadan rasul allah...." > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L Web interface at: http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/gambia-l.html ----------------------------------------------------------------------------