Samba, that was a good one. Secka >From: Samba Goddard <[log in to unmask]> >Reply-To: The Gambia and related-issues mailing list ><[log in to unmask]> >To: [log in to unmask] >Subject: Vs: SALAAAAAAAM >Date: Mon, 20 Mar 2000 01:25:34 +0100 > >----- Original Message ----- >From: connie bah <[log in to unmask]> >To: <[log in to unmask]> >Sent: Thursday, March 16, 2000 9:29 PM >Subject: Fwd: SALAAAAAAAM > > > > YOU NEED TO READ THIS ALOUD INORDER TO GET THE JOKE....AND TRY TO >PRONOUNCE > > EACH WORD THE WAY THEY ARE SPELLED BY THE Tehranian....enjoy > > > > >From: [log in to unmask] > > >To: [log in to unmask] > > >Subject: Fwd: SALAAAAAAAM > > >Date: Thu, 16 Mar 2000 09:58:07 EST > > > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________ > > Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > > > > >---------------------------------------------------------------------------- >---- > > > > Return-path: [log in to unmask] > > From: [log in to unmask] > > Full-name: Dushman69 > > Message-ID: <[log in to unmask]> > > Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2000 23:28:11 EST > > Subject: SALAAAAAAAM > > To: [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], > > [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], > > [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask] > > MIME-Version: 1.0 > > Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" > > Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit > > X-Mailer: AOL 5.0 for Windows sub 67 > > > > A British airways flight was going to Tehran from London. When it gets > > close to Tehran it starts having some kind of trouble. The pilot > > contacts > > the air tower at Tehran airport and asks for help: > > "Tehran, this is Captain Smith, British Airways flight 000, do you > > read?" > > "flight 000, dis iz Tehran felight contorol, go ahead" > > "tehran, this is flight 000, we have a problem" > > "dis iz tehran, vat kind of peroblem?" > > "this is flight 000, we have lost power to our engines, please advise" > > "dis iz tehran, i reed you, peleez check some things for me, ok?" > > "this is flight 000, go ahead" > > "dis iz tehran, can you get emergency pover to your engines?" > > "this is flight 000, negative, no power is available" > > "dis iz tehran, can you peleez bering your altitutde to 20,000 feet?" > > "this is flight 000, negative, our wing controls do not respond" > > "dis iz tehran, can you peleez see if you can lower your veels?" > > "this is flight 000, negative, landing gears are stuck" > > "dis iz tehran, would you pleeze repeet thez words after me" > > "this is flight 000, go ahead" > > "dis iz Tehran, repeat thez vords peleez: Ash'hado anna laelaha ella > > allah > > wa ash'hado anna Mohammadan rasul allah...." > > > > > >---------------------------------------------------------------------------- > >To unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L >Web interface at: http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/gambia-l.html > >---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L Web interface at: http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/gambia-l.html ----------------------------------------------------------------------------