Assalamu alaikum Samba, That was a good one. Jabou In a message dated 3/19/00 6:26:02 PM Central Standard Time, [log in to unmask] writes: A British airways flight was going to Tehran from London. When it gets > close to Tehran it starts having some kind of trouble. The pilot > contacts > the air tower at Tehran airport and asks for help: > "Tehran, this is Captain Smith, British Airways flight 000, do you > read?" > "flight 000, dis iz Tehran felight contorol, go ahead" > "tehran, this is flight 000, we have a problem" > "dis iz tehran, vat kind of peroblem?" > "this is flight 000, we have lost power to our engines, please advise" > "dis iz tehran, i reed you, peleez check some things for me, ok?" > "this is flight 000, go ahead" > "dis iz tehran, can you get emergency pover to your engines?" > "this is flight 000, negative, no power is available" > "dis iz tehran, can you peleez bering your altitutde to 20,000 feet?" > "this is flight 000, negative, our wing controls do not respond" > "dis iz tehran, can you peleez see if you can lower your veels?" > "this is flight 000, negative, landing gears are stuck" > "dis iz tehran, would you pleeze repeet thez words after me" > "this is flight 000, go ahead" > "dis iz Tehran, repeat thez vords peleez: Ash'hado anna laelaha ella > allah > wa ash'hado anna Mohammadan rasul allah...." > > >> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L Web interface at: http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/gambia-l.html ----------------------------------------------------------------------------