'You have performed an illegal operation'. Does this sound familiar? If these were traffic tickets, boy I'll be doing 20 to life!(o-:). Anyway, See what I've dug out from Microsoft Top Secret Code (o-:|> /* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code Project: Seattle(tm) Projected release-date: MAY 1998 $History$ */ #include "win31.h" #include "win95.h" #include "evenmore.h" #include "oldstuff.h" #include "billrulz.h" #define INSTALL = HARD char make_prog_look_big[1600000]; void main() { while(!CRASHED) { display_copyright_message(); display_bill_rules_message(); do_nothing_loop(); if (first_time_installation) { make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); do_nothing_loop(); totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); hang_system(); } write_something(anything); display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); do_some_stuff(); if (still_not_crashed) { display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); basically_run_windows_3.1(); do_nothing_loop(); do_nothing_loop(); } } if (detect_cache()) disable_cache(); if (fast_cpu()) { set_wait_states(lots); set_mouse(speed, very_slow); set_mouse(action, jumpy); set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); } /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */ printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); if (system_ok()) crash(to_dos_prompt); else system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp" O_CREATE); while(something) { sleep(5); get_user_input(); sleep(5); act_on_user_input(); sleep(5); } create_general_protection_fault(); } --> Probable Cause: yahya_jammeh.vxd(vicious xenodiagnostic devil) in your root_directory has caused an Invalid Page Fault OD (Over Dose) at memory address AJJJ000xb0a0nj1ul. Troubleshooting: Extract from bunker#1knlai and type fdisk/mbr at c:\> , press ENTER, type DEL moron_jammeh.dll . Vmm32 file not found! Windows protection. It's now safe to turn your computer off. WAIT DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!! Error! <;moron !Jemus Virus detected. Abort! Retry! Fail! Resolution : Insert your system recovery CD and dump that '1 d 1 0 t'! --> Mr Makaveli(o-:) ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L Web interface at: http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/gambia-l.html You may also send subscription requests to [log in to unmask] if you have problems accessing the web interface ----------------------------------------------------------------------------