My Dear Mr Kujabi Sir
I am surprised that you decide to take a vacation just when the game is at its best. Do go on critiquing my stories, for it gives me added impetus and much heartfelt delight. At least, you can take your well-deserved vacation after we finish working on PHANTOM TALES FROM BUSULU FOREST. You've done Part One; Now let's see Part Two. I'm really looking forward to reading it. The dust should not be allowed to settle. Let it fly. Please don't spoil the entertainment. It's fly-whisk, fly-whisk where is the fly! Do you know that game?
As for Mr Edward Small, he certainly is not my friend. I don't even know him. The only Edward Small I know is the trade unionist, who died long long ago. I suggest you direct your complaints to Mr Small himself. I certainly agree that we should always be polite to one another, no matter what.
Baba