Guys, This is a very interesting story that I read and intended to share with you all. I hope you enjoy. > > Ring one:'kerleng!' 'kerleng!' > > Mr.Libidor: > 'chafit' picks up the telephone set and > says;hellooorrr...(with > a relaxed mood and a hoarse early morning voice),Who's this? > 'aaai...' > 'kanla?' > > Mr.Sabablu: > Its me...boy...'manla' Are you asleep or...? > Mr. Libidor: No! no! 'jokna' i am up...actually i am still twisting > under my comforter...aaahh...Boy you know this place is colder than > our > your savana plains(He he he he-laughter). Yeah man Mr.Sabs... its > been > some time now i haven't heard from you. 'Nakam-nak... coool?' > > > Mr.Sabablu: > Boy...ammmm...You know what? I only called you today to > advise > to stop sending mail on the Gambia libidor...ammmm...Boy to be > candid we > are always disturbed when you say OR write things that aren't > comparable > to the reality on the ground here in Banjul and Serekunda..... Boy > 'hamn'ga' ammmm.... > > Mr.Libidor: > (he suddenly interrupted the friend)and bluffiingly > said:look! > look! wait a minute! if you have also been bought by that regime of > 'penchum dimbalanteh' > Thats your business!ok! > Never! i mean, never! ever! call me again only to tell me such > rubbish.As > far as i and my team on the Gambia Libidor are concerned,this is a > struggle! yes! its even a war! against that "waamin",that > "morong"...hmmmm...You see whenever i want to hate this guy,i do > remember > the tractors that plough my uncle's field during > every rainy season...ooof...no no boy call me later on... > > Mr.Sabablu: > No boy 'bul tek haaral ahaa..' you see this is why i keep > on > telling you to stop this struggle of fairy tales on the > G-Libidor.... > Your struggle! your war! are fainting under your feet! your knees > are > jerking....I know that! This time around i will not take any yelling > from > your acidic metabolic reactions...No! Boy... i would let you know > that you > are fighting a futile course! Your best bet is to be listening to > others > before leaping and sprinkling us with your acidic paragraphs which > contain > fabrications from the sourcces you are proud of they are evil > forces!exhaustpipes of your flying jet of rumours! > > Mr.Libidor: > 'Aa dangmaa has nak...' ok...fine. mark you,you are > speaking to > me Libidor... i will compose a story aginst you and your people will > > believe it. > I will die for this struggle! Ok, now i do not care if my uncle is > sanctioned by them or not! yeah! > Hehehehe!boy i am just open-calling hehehe!please do not tell Aida > what i > said...You see,you are making me say things that i do not intend > doing. > > Mr.Sabablu: > I have no time to talk about Aida...If your fantasies are > twisting your kidneys to take Aida as your rider romantically, then > ride > on. > However, henceforth i will be calling you Mr.Leeway! Do you know > why? > > Mr.Libidor: > No...hehehe tell me... > > Mr.Sabablu: > Because your being is synonymous to a leeway thats created > to > be a channel through which all rumours,baseless sources,thirst for > mentors > can easily pass unnoticed...Beware! a lot of people have discovered > the > reality. > > Mr.Libidor: > 'yaw danga doff deh! heheheheheheeeeee! > Tell the reality they have discovered... boy i am very > fast! > Even Jonathan Mann of the CNN knows my talents.I am the next Swaebou > > Conateh in the Gambia... > Tell me...ammmm...i hope no one is on te line listening to us? You > see i > am on the NIA list. > > Mr.Sabablu: > The reality is that you wrote an article on the > 'mob-server' > journal five or six years back and you deliberately attacked the > assylum > seekers or the run-away-citizens(RAC) following the departure of the > > pseudo-champion of human rights...Alas! when your turn came to join > them,you were welcome at the London 'aircraft-garage' by an attempt > to > hijack your entry from extrimists of that group you attacked! True > or > false? > > > Mr.Libidor: > Yes...yes...something like that happened...ammm... I will > explain to you later on...ammm... > > > Mr.Sabablu: > No! no! Lets move on...Let me continue... > On that day of your arrival you had to stay at the > airport for > hours! Yes! it was the Papa Wemba of the post colonial era of > African > politics who intervened to free you from the > 'uniformed-Londoners'Boy > people know that story and ofcourse your additional visa was; to be > recruited as a vicious attacker of the jola boy regime on G-Libidor. > > Therefore, you are Hayib Baba and the forty shields! Your forum is > Libidor,because it is a jazz band and you are the instruments that > play > the music. > Your articles are the dessert of some,meals after the maincourse. > Therefore,Bra with or without a dessert the readers won't starve > (karam!the phone was hung up abruptly!) > > > Mr.Libidor: > Hello! hello!hello...(whilst soliquising)-'keemoor doff'I > hope > so its not the NIA who interrupted our conversation!? Anyway let me > try to > get some coins from my jamaican woman and buy a phone card to call > Sabs. > 'Oooof! man dama sona sah-waye nak' deep down in me i know that i am > at > BLUFFINGHAM UNIVERSITY and NOT at BIRMINGHAM UNIVERSITY.Who am i > fooling? > Hehehehe 'ahh du problem' Gambians are good at scratching shadows so > they > do not worry if i have the PHD or not...It can as well be the > PFD(Poor > Foolish Decorations).Actually i can no longer apologise boy jola! > because > i have said a lot against the poor guy. > Yes! yes! i have an idea yes!'manneh man maa gaaw!'i will form a > paco > political party and associate it with a kotokeh in the current > Jammeh > foundation and then later on surface at the background with my aunty > at > liman street.Yes! as a Yai compin she can send the signals of my > apologetic moves to the man indirectly... > Grrrrrrrrr....I WILL KILL ANY ONE WHO INTENDS TO ASSOCIATE ME WITH > THE > BAFFOONS ON THE G LIBIDOR BY THEN! > I think Sabablu is right. > > >>------------------------------------------------- >> >>To unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L >>Web interface at: http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/gambia-l.html >>You may also send subscription requests to >>[log in to unmask] >>if you have problems accessing the web interface and remember to write >>your >>full name and e-mail address. >>---------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > >_________________________________________________________________ >Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp > >---------------------------------------------------------------------------- > >To unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L >Web interface at: http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/gambia-l.html >You may also send subscription requests to >[log in to unmask] >if you have problems accessing the web interface and remember to write your >full name and e-mail address. >---------------------------------------------------------------------------- _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L Web interface at: http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/gambia-l.html You may also send subscription requests to [log in to unmask] if you have problems accessing the web interface and remember to write your full name and e-mail address. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------