FOLKS: Another VIRUS ATTACK: MIND THE GAP ANSUMANA >From: Fanding Khan <[log in to unmask]> >Reply-To: The Gambia and related-issues mailing list ><[log in to unmask]> >To: [log in to unmask] >Subject: Fw: So True...OH CANADA >Date: Sat, 28 Jul 2001 06:56:58 -0400 > >THIS E-MAIL IS FREE OF VIRUS. >************************************** >-----Original Message----- >From: kelly <[log in to unmask]> >To: fanding <[log in to unmask]>; Jallow <[log in to unmask]>; >ceasar p. <[log in to unmask]>; Jerry M. <[log in to unmask]> >Date: July 28, 2001 2:10 AM >Subject: Fw: So True...OH CANADA > > > > > >----- Original Message ----- > >From: "Mike Beg" <[log in to unmask]> > >To: "Darina Sembol" <[log in to unmask]>; "kelly" ><[log in to unmask]>; > >"Peter Greczmiel" <[log in to unmask]>; "Mike Docherty" > ><[log in to unmask]>; "Docherty, Kraig (506)" > ><[log in to unmask]>; "Gail Docherty" <[log in to unmask]>; >"Farrah > >Docherty" <[log in to unmask]>; "John Carrabau" <[log in to unmask]>; > >"Marissa Alison Beg" <[log in to unmask]>; "MASULLO Angela" > ><[log in to unmask]> > >Sent: Tuesday, July 24, 2001 10:14 PM > >Subject: Fw: So True...OH CANADA > > > > > >> ironically this came from Chicago, a coworker of mine in my MBA class. > >> > >> ----- Original Message ----- > >> From: "Beg, Michael" <[log in to unmask]> > >> To: <[log in to unmask]> > >> Sent: Monday, July 23, 2001 5:53 PM > >> Subject: FW: So True...OH CANADA > >> > >> > >> > > >> > > >> > Michael Beg > >> > PCG Risk Management > >> > FCP 54, 416-359-8090 (fax 5735) > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > -----Original Message----- > >> > From: Miller,Ted > >> > Sent: Monday, July 23, 2001 3:00 PM > >> > To: Mariani, Bettina; Amy_Kwan%BMO; Julie_Barker%EFS; > >> > Martine_ThurlerGuy%BMO; Catherine_Roe%BMO; Joanne_Gassman%BMO; > >> > Maureen_Vanin%BMO; Parkes,Wendy; Janet_Peddigrew%BMO; >Lori_Duggan%BMO; > >> > Carolyn_Booth%BMO; Vanessa_Lyons%BMO; Kim_DownsMitchell%BMO; > >> > Cheryl_Walker%EFS; Knox, Stephanie; Beg, Michael; Jason_Wu%BMO; > >> > Bill_Langer%BMO; Andrew_Augurati%BMO; Guido_Titotto%BMO; Weilie.Tjoe; > >> > Ron_Giles%BMO; Mike_Leggett%BMO; Al_Bateson%BMO; Mark_Ball%BMO; >Julien, > >> > Stanley J.; Parekh, Moin; Srini_Iyengar%BMO; Daryl_Glimps%EFS; > >> > Martin_Beauchamp%BMO; Dave_Reddoch%EFS; Raymond_Daigneault%EFS; > >> > Ian1_Hamilton%BMO; Bill Rigakos; Ken Chandra; Marcelino Montiel; > >> > Lori.Wilson > >> > Subject: So True...OH CANADA > >> > > >> > > >> > Thought everyone would enjoy this one. Marcelino and I may have > >something > >> > to say about it. > >> > You'd think I get enough of this when I'm up at the IFL. As a > >BMO-Chicago > >> > employee, I get to hear it all the time. Lucky me. The brainwashing > >will > >> > never work!! Ha ha. > >> > > >> > Ted > >> > ----- Forwarded by Ted Miller/CHGO/HBC on 07/23/01 12:27 PM ----- > >> > > >> > > >> > "Shea, > >> > > >> > Kristen A." To: 'Betts' > >> > > >> > <Kristen.Shea ><[log in to unmask]>, > >> > "Bill > >> > @bmo.com> Schoenhut (E-mail)" > >> > <[log in to unmask]>, > >> > 'Cindy' <[log in to unmask]>, > >> > "Buffano,Diane" > >> > 07/23/01 ><[log in to unmask]>, > >> > "Cohon,Helen > >> > 09:08 AM Sally" > >> > <[log in to unmask]>, 'Jerry > >> > S' <[log in to unmask]>, >'Kanin' > >> > > >> > <[log in to unmask]>, > >'Leslie' > >> > > >> > <[log in to unmask]>, >'Marlee' > >> > > >> > <[log in to unmask]>, 'Martha >M' > >> > > >> > ><[log in to unmask]>, > >> > "Genet,Mary" > >> > <[log in to unmask]>, > >> > 'MMHeider' > >> > <[log in to unmask]>, "'Stacy > >> > (work)'" > >> > <[log in to unmask]>, > >'O'Leary' > >> > > >> > <[log in to unmask]>, > >> > "Miller,Ted" > >> > <[log in to unmask]> > >> > > >> > cc: > >> > > >> > Subject: So True...OH > >CANADA > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > Happy Monday to all! A little ego from my Canadian counterparts. > >Thought > >> > it was worth passing on! KAS > >> > > >> > > >> > An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the > >> world. > >> > For his first chapter he decided to write about American churches. > >> > So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that >he > >> > would work his way across the country from South to North. > >> > > >> > On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he > >noticed > >> > a > >> > golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 >per > >> > call". > >> > The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by >what > >> the > >> > telephone was used for. > >> > The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for > >> $10,000 > >> > you could talk to God. > >> > The American thanked the priest and went along his way. > >> > > >> > Next stop was in Atlanta. > >> > There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone >with > >> the > >> > same sign under it. > >> > He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando >and > >> he > >> > asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. > >> > She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 >he > >> > could talk to God. > >> > "O.K., thank you," said the American. > >> > > >> > He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, >Boston, > >New > >> > York and Burlington. > >> > In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same >"$10,000 > >> per > >> > call" sign under it. > >> > > >> > The American, upon leaving Vermont saw a sign for Canada and decided >to > >> see > >> > if Canadians had the same phone. He arrived in Montreal, and again, > >there > >> > was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read > >> > "10 cents per call." > >> > > >> > The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. > >> > "Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same >golden > >> > telephone in many churches. > >> > I'm told that it is a direct line to heaven, but in every state the > >price > >> > was $10,000 per call. > >> > Why is it so cheap here?" > >> > > >> > The priest smiled and answered, > >> > > >> > "You're in Canada now son, it's a local call". > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > This e-mail and any attachments may contain confidential and >privileged > >> > information. If you are not the intended recipient, please notify the > >> sender > >> > immediately by return e-mail, delete this e-mail and destroy any >copies. > >> Any > >> > dissemination or use of this information by a person other than the > >> intended > >> > recipient is unauthorized and may be illegal. Unless otherwise >stated, > >> > opinions expressed in this e-mail are those of the author and are not > >> > endorsed by the author's employer. > >> > > >> > > >> > > > >---------------------------------------------------------------------------- > >To unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L >Web interface at: http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/gambia-l.html >You may also send subscription requests to >[log in to unmask] >if you have problems accessing the web interface and remember to write your >full name and e-mail address. >---------------------------------------------------------------------------- _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L Web interface at: http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/gambia-l.html You may also send subscription requests to [log in to unmask] if you have problems accessing the web interface and remember to write your full name and e-mail address. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------