> > Here is a list of actual quotes from kids ages 8 to 15.
> > This is a sample of the hilarious things that kids will say when you actually listen!
> >
> >
> >
> > "Never trust a dog to watch your food."
> > Patrick, age 10
> >
> >
> > "Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to."
> > Emily, age 10
> >
> >
> > "When your dad is mad and asks you,
> > 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer."
> > Hannah, age 9
> >
> >
> > "When your mom is mad at your dad,
> > don't let her brush your hair."
> > Taylia, age 11
> >
> >
> > "Never tell your mom her diet's not working."
> > Michael, age 14
>
> >
> > "Stay away from prunes."
> > Randy, age 9
> >
> >
> > "Never pee on an electric fence."
> > Robert, age 13
> >
> >
> > "You can't hide a piece of broccoli
> > in a glass of milk."
> > Armir, age 9
> >
> > "Never let your three-year old brother in
> > the same room as your school assignment."
> > Traci, age 14
> >
> > "Don't sneeze in front of mommy when
> > you're eating crackers."
> > Mitchell, age 12
> >
> > "A puppy always has bad breath --
> > even after eating a Tic-Tac."
> > Andrew, age 9
> >
> >
> > "Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat
> > at the same time."
> > Kyoyo, age 9
> >
> > "Don't wear polka-dot underwear
> > under white shorts."
> > Kellie, age 11
> >
> > "If you want a kitten, start out by
> > asking for a horse."
> > Naomi, age 15
> >
> >
> > "When you get a bad grade in school, show
> > it to your mom when she's on the phone."
> > Alyesha, age 13
> >
> >
> > "Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick."
> > Lauren, age 9
> >
> >
> > "Don't pick on your sister when
> > she's holding a baseball bat."
> > Joel, age 10
> >
> > "Never try to baptize a cat."
> > Eileen, age 8
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