>From: Benjamin Senghore <[log in to unmask]> >Reply-To: The Gambia and related-issues mailing list <[log in to unmask]> >To: [log in to unmask] >Subject: Fwd: A sheep herder in Texas >Date: Wed, 25 Jul 2001 14:56:16 +0100 > > (Embedded > image moved (Embedded image moved to file: pic07620.pcx) > to file: > pic26227.pcx) > > > > > > >A sheep herder in Texas > >A sheep herder made it in to San Antonio, Texas, after 10 years in the >bush. >He found a saloon and approached the bar tender. He told the bartender "I >need a woman." > >The bartender said, "There are women all over San Antone for a price." > >The sheep herder replied, "Just any woman won't do. I ain't fucked nothin' >but goats 'n sheep for the last ten years. They got cockle burrs 'n >mesquite >thorns around their pussy and my old dick is tough with calluses on it, and > >I need a good tough piece of ass." > >So the bartender tells him, "Well, you're in luck. The toughest broad in >all >San Antonio has a room right up stairs." The bartender picks up the phone >contacts >the lady, explains the situation, and tells the sheep herder to go on up. > >The sheep herder gets a small ice bucket with two Lone Star long necks >(the favorite brew in San Atone), and proceeds up the stairs. When he gets >to the room he says, "The barkeep told me you are the toughest broad in >town." > >The lady is livid, and says, "Well he's a lyin' son of a bitch. I'm the >toughest >broad in Texas, and probably in the whole United States." > >Excitedly, the sheep herder says, "Well, you're just what I'm looking for. >He then turned and leaned over to set the bucket of beer on the coffee >table. > >Just then, the woman threw her skirt up around her waist and bent over and >grabbed her ankles. Her brown eye was looking him right in the eyeball. > >A bit surprised, the sheep herder says, "Damn, baby. I know you're tough, >but I don't wanna do ya that way." > >To which the wench replies, "I thought you wanted to open your damn beers." > > > >This email has been checked for the presence of viruses (and has been found to be clean) as it left our mail systems. > >---------------------------------------------------------------------------- > >To unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L >Web interface at: http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/gambia-l.html >You may also send subscription requests to [log in to unmask] >if you have problems accessing the web interface and remember to write your full name and e-mail address. >----------------------------------------------------------------------------