>From: Benjamin Senghore <[log in to unmask]> >Reply-To: The Gambia and related-issues mailing list <[log in to unmask]> >To: [log in to unmask] >Subject: FW: The Frog >Date: Wed, 22 Aug 2001 12:07:35 +0100 > > The Frog > > > There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the >sidewalk, > dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He comes up to the >doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocks >on the door. When the madam came to answer it, she saw the little boy and > > asked what he wanted. He said he wanted to have sex with one of >the > women inside, had the money to buy it, and wasn't leaving until >he >got >it. >The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. > Once he got in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. >He >asked > her if any of the girls had any diseases, and of course, the >madam >said > no. But he said he'd heard that all the men were talking about >having >to > go to the hospital and get shots after making love with Mable, >and > THAT was the girl he wanted. Since the little boy was so adamant >and > had the money to pay for it, the madam told him to go upstairs >and >go >to > the first room on the right. > So he headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. >Ten > minutes later he came back down, still dragging the frog, paid >the >madam, > and headed out the door, at which time the madam stopped him and > asked him just why he picked the only girl she had in the place >with >a > disease, instead of one of the others. > > > He said: "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my >parents > are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a >baby- > sitter. When they leave, I'm going to have sex with my >baby-sitter, >who > happens to be very fond of cute little boys, and then she will >get >the > disease that I just caught. > > > Then when mom and dad get back, dad will take the baby-sitter >home, >on > the way, he'll jump the babysitter's bones, and he'll catch the >disease. > > > Then when dad gets home from the babysitters, he and mom will go >to > bed and they'll have sex, and mom will catch it. > > > In the morning when dad goes to work, the milkman will deliver >the >milk, > he'll have a quickie with mom, and he'll catch it, and HE'S the >son-of-a- > bitch who ran over my FROG!" > > > > > > > >This email has been checked for the presence of viruses (and has been found to be clean) as it left our mail systems. > >---------------------------------------------------------------------------- > >To unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L >Web interface at: http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/gambia-l.html >You may also send subscription requests to [log in to unmask] >if you have problems accessing the web interface and remember to write your full name and e-mail address. >----------------------------------------------------------------------------