>From: yeks drame <[log in to unmask]> >Reply-To: The Gambia and related-issues mailing list <[log in to unmask]> >To: [log in to unmask] >Subject: Suzuki,the son of a Japanese businessman >Date: Thu, 7 Feb 2002 08:43:44 -0500 > >Hello! A good laugh to begin the day! > >It was the first day of school in Dallas and a new student named >Suzuki,the >son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.The teacher >said, >"Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said, "Give me >Liberty, >or give me Death?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, >who had >his hand up."Patrick Henry, 1775." he said. "Very good! Who >said'Government >of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from >the >earth'"? Again, no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, >1863." >said Suzuki. The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be >ashamed > Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history >than you >do." She heard a loud whisper: "F * * k the Japs." "Who said that?" >she >demanded. Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982." >At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."The >teacher >glares and asks "All right! Now who said that?" Again, Suzuki >says,"George >Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now furious, another >student >yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving >his hand >and shouts to the teacher,"Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" >Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said," You little shit.If you >say >anything else, I'll kill you."Suzuki frantically yells at the top of >his >voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001." The teacher fainted and >as the >class gathered around the teacher, on the floor, someone said, "Oh >shit, >we're F * * ked" and Suzuki said, "The Taliban, 2001! > >Have a nice day > > >_________________________________________________________________ >Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: >http://mobile.msn.com > ><>//\\<>//\\<>//\\<>//\\<> > >To view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L Web interface >at: http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/gambia-l.html >To contact the List Management, please send an e-mail to: >[log in to unmask] > ><>//\\<>//\\<>//\\<>//\\<>