Sender: [log in to unmask] Subject: Story on an insect...... >> If an Insect Falls in Your Cup of Coffee >>The Englishman: >> >>Throws the cup away and walks out of the cafe >> >> >>The American: >> >>Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee >> >> >>The Chinese: >> >>Eats the insect and throws the coffee away >> >> >>The Besieged Palestinian: >> >>Drinks the coffee and eats the insect >> >> >>The Israeli: >> >>* Sells the coffee to the Americans and the insect to the >> >>Chinese >> >>* Screams that his security is in peril >> >>* Accuses the Palestinians of throwing the insect in his coffee >> >>* Alleges that Hizbullah, the Syrians and the Iranians advocate >> >>attacks with weapons of mass insects >> >>* Relates this vicious attack to Palestinian Terrorism; attacks >> >>on Human Rights, Anti-Semitism, the Holocaust, the Diaspora, the >>Exodus >> >>and Discrimination on Noah's Ark >> >>* Asks Arafat to immediately stop insects from flying in the air >> >>or landing in coffee cups >> >>* Re-occupies the West Bank and Gaza, razes houses, cuts off >> >>water and electricity, humiliates and terrorizes civilians, kills or >>maims >> >>anyone in his way >> >>* Imposes on the Americans more military aid >> >>* Demands a 100-year, billion-dollar, loan from America to buy >> >>another cup of coffee >> >>* Claims life-time free coffee from the cafe as compensation ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L Web interface at: http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/gambia-l.html To contact the List Management, please send an e-mail to: [log in to unmask] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~