Jabou, I didn't laugh out loud, but I chuckled. Thanks for making some of us let go a little. It was good. Let's hope for the best for both the palestinians and Israelis. Regards, George. Jabou Joh <[log in to unmask]> wrote: >Sender: [log in to unmask] > > >Subject: Story on an insect...... >>> >If an Insect Falls in Your Cup of Coffee > >>>The Englishman: >>> >>>Throws the cup away and walks out of the cafe >>> >>> >>>The American: >>> >>>Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee >>> >>> >>>The Chinese: >>> >>>Eats the insect and throws the coffee away >>> >>> >>>The Besieged Palestinian: >>> >>>Drinks the coffee and eats the insect >>> >>> >>>The Israeli: >>> >>>* Sells the coffee to the Americans and the insect >to the >>> >>>Chinese >>> >>>* Screams that his security is in peril >>> >>>* Accuses the Palestinians of throwing the insect in >his coffee >>> >>>* Alleges that Hizbullah, the Syrians and the >Iranians advocate >>> >>>attacks with weapons of mass insects >>> >>>* Relates this vicious attack to Palestinian >Terrorism; attacks >>> >>>on Human Rights, Anti-Semitism, the Holocaust, the >Diaspora, the >>>Exodus >>> >>>and Discrimination on Noah's Ark >>> >>>* Asks Arafat to immediately stop insects from >flying in the air >>> >>>or landing in coffee cups >>> >>>* Re-occupies the West Bank and Gaza, razes houses, >cuts off >>> >>>water and electricity, humiliates and terrorizes >civilians, kills or >>>maims >>> >>>anyone in his way >>> >>>* Imposes on the Americans more military aid >>> >>>* Demands a 100-year, billion-dollar, loan from >America to buy >>> >>>another cup of coffee >>> >>>* Claims life-time free coffee from the cafe as >compensation > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >To unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L Web interface >at: http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/gambia-l.html >To contact the List Management, please send an e-mail to: >[log in to unmask] > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > __________________________________________________________________ Your favorite stores, helpful shopping tools and great gift ideas. Experience the convenience of buying online with Shop@Netscape! http://shopnow.netscape.com/ Get your own FREE, personal Netscape Mail account today at http://webmail.netscape.com/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L Web interface at: http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/gambia-l.html To contact the List Management, please send an e-mail to: [log in to unmask] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~