Good morning, topping today's news : * Folonko, a Katchikally man who wrestles alligators for a living was eaten alive today when the crocodiles apparently did not understand the universal reptilian signal for "time-out". First discovered by a wine- palm tapper, a member of the Bojang clan, over 100 years ago, these crocodiles are revered by many west African tribes for their healing powers, and never-not even once-eaten a live human being. Infact, they prefer fish to more fleshy meals. The oldest crocodile, named Charlie, is the friendliest, and often spends time in the ancestral home of the Bojang clan. It is also a sacred place, where aspirants to kingship or chieftancy go to pray and offer sacrifices. The entire Bakua community is saddened by this news. Folonko's remains were later discovered at Berending Bolong, a village about 4km (6 miles) from Barra, which is also famous for its sacred crocodiles. Charlie, the the friendliest, is under police custody for questioning, despite the euphoric emotional outburts by members of the Bojang clan. * The River Gambia Humane Society has filed a criminal complaint against a man they say is keeping tropical fish in a moving blender. The man admits it is true but says he has never turned the blender above 'Mix'. The River Gambia Humane Society claims he's had it up to 'Whip' and 'Puree' several times. Mr Sagnia , a former member of Moja-G, and a retired fisherman calls the accusations totally misplaced. * Alhajie Moctarr Mboye, a Farrafenni businessman, is suing his Imam for religious malpractice. He claims Imam Omar Bugafalu wrongfully included him in a prayer being said to shrink the size of another man's brain tumor. Although the cancer patient has completely recovered, Mr Mboye says his own head is now the size of a bitter kola. Officer Njatige had issued a public statement saying that the incident is "jalang" related. Since all witnesses were afraid to testify, for very good reasons, the case was dismissed and all charges dropped. Cheers! Gambians Online " Designed With The Gambian People In Mind" http://www.gambiansonline.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L Web interface at: http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/gambia-l.html To contact the List Management, please send an e-mail to: [log in to unmask] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~