----- Original Message ----- > An African died and went to hell. He found different hells for each country. > He went to the German hell and asked, "What do they do here" He was told, > "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a > bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you > for the rest of the day." > > The African did not like the sound of that, so he moved on. He checked out > the American hell and the Russian hell and many more. > He discovered that they were all more or less the same. > > Finally he went to the African hell and found a long line of people waiting > to get in. Amazed, he asked, "What do they do here?? He was told, "First > they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of > nails for another hour. Then the African devil comes in and whips you for > the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - > why are there so many people waiting to get in" "Because maintenance is so > bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails > from the bed and the devil is a former government servant, so he comes in, > signs the register and then goes to the canteen!" > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To Search in the Gambia-L archives, go to: http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/CGI/wa.exe?S1=gambia-l To contact the List Management, please send an e-mail to: [log in to unmask] To unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L Web interface at: http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/gambia-l.html ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~