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> An African died and went to hell. He found different hells for each
country.
> He went to the German hell and asked, "What do they do here" He was told,
> "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on
a
> bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips
you
> for the rest of the day."
>
> The African did not like the sound of that, so he moved on. He checked out
> the American hell and the Russian hell and many more.
> He discovered that they were all more or less the same.
>
> Finally he went to the African hell and found a long line of people
waiting
> to get in. Amazed, he asked, "What do they do here?? He was told, "First
> they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed
of
> nails for another hour. Then the African devil comes in and whips you for
> the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other
hells -
> why are there so many people waiting to get in" "Because maintenance is so
> bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the
nails
> from the bed and the devil is a former government servant, so he comes in,
> signs the register and then goes to the canteen!"
>
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