Headline News - 2 By Baba Galleh Jallow More Felicitations for Ndareh The great and Indomitable Ever Correct, Never Wrong Leader, His Foxylency the Pious Poxident, Dr. Hajj Rabbi Bishop Imam Guru Hahatai Huhuhu Ndareh, continues to receive messages of felicitation at Sad House, even though there is nothing to felicitate him about. The latest felicitations are in connection with his amazing recent truthbreaking breakthrough in raising the dead. The first massage to arrive for His Foxylency’s over-inflated ego comes from our own patarobotic ambassador in the Republic of Say Yes Receive Help. The message from His Excellent Ambassador Mr. Do Nought See Zero Jumper writes: “Your Poxidency, it is with a deep sense of pratt that we peculate your successful raising of the stiffs in our country and we are even more than convinced without an iota of shame that you will give all stiffs in our country a clean bill of wealth! “Sir, your burning desire to better your lot at the expense of all of us is hereby acknowledged and accepted as inevitable. We note and appreciate your very biting love of wealth and power and we are proud that you can stand before the whole entire big wide world and claim to do what no living person has ever done throughout the history of ordinary mortal kind. We your representatives in the big wide world are proud to stand before everybody and sing your praises and defend your claims whether they make sense or not, whether they are true or not, and whether they call us fools or not. We know not shame. Only what you want. So, stay poked. “Please permit me, Your Poxidency Sah, to confrapalate you on your extraordinary feat in the field of medical, while rejoicing with you and your glorious ever right, ever great and ever green national party group in the resounding hiding you gave your opponents in the last poxidental and parleyantry selections. I have no doubt that under your sagacious dealership and polifontery, our great republic will stay where it is or even go back in time as you continue to show the world and us your own style of untainted fibocracy which is neither shy nor ashamed in broad daylight and night light.” For their part, the National Union of Brainwashed and Mediocre Schoolars of the Center and Periphery for Non-Religious Politics have also sent in a brilliant felicitation for His Foxylency the Poxident, Dr. Hajj Rabbi Bishop Imam Guru Hahatai Huhuhu Ndareh. Their felicitation said: “Your Foxylency Sah, the above named union wishes you and the entire citizens of this great republic a happy Dependent Day. We the National Union of Brainwashed and Mediocre Schoolars of the Center for Non-Religious Politics celebrate your come backing to the sweet office of Poxident of the republic and we have no doubt that in the interest of peace and national security, you will further sharpen your sweet tooth for power and send all so-called opponents under the ground until they can learn your worship your Foxship. We all wish you the greatest success in your plan of staying in power for one thousand years and even more, and we give you assurances of our highest fideration and bless.” Meanwhile, in his message of policitation, Dr. Susuhal Mopet Shoo Shoo Gancha, Secretary General of the Divisional Committee of the Pious Elders of Cosmetic Region, said: “Your Poxidency, your recent thrashing and hiding of the so-called opposition in the forthcoming national selections confirms once again the loud, earsplitting barking that the confused electorate will make for your outstanding inspirational and charismatic food and money donations coupled with your carrot and stick policies which have brought tremendous fear and trepidation to all citizens of this great republic which, we are happy to note, you grip so tightly between your sharp teeth and claws. It signifies great confidence in Your Foxylency’s desire and capability never to deliver the urgent needs of the people, hence another mandate. We say Acha! Dahako! “By giving you yet another forced mandate to ride over our grateful and willing backs forever, I am sure we can all count on you to silence all unpleasant noises in this great republic and give us our usual whipping when we come to pay our respects during religious festivals. Rest assured, Your Poxidency, that the moral whipping you give us is well deserved and in line with the teachings of our books as we represent, interpret and understand them. Our backs are ready and bare for your whip sah, so long as we get those fat generous envelops at the end of each severe whipping. We know we can count on more and more development projects only on paper, a manifestation of Your Foxylency's noncommitment to the development of our hungry accounts. Please accept Your Foxylency, the assurances of our highest bootlickeration and hot steam. We love you sah, amin.” More felicitations are expected to fly into Sad House where the Indomitable Leader, His Mighty Foxylency the Poxident Dr. Hajj Rabbi Bishop Imam Guru Hahatai Huhuhu Ndareh is still in hiding from the western media because they like to ask funny questions about things they do not understand. Copyright. All Rights Reserved. LickbootMediatomtom. _________________________________________________________________ FREE pop-up blocking with the new MSN Toolbar - get it now! http://toolbar.msn.click-url.com/go/onm00200415ave/direct/01/ ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ To unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L Web interface at: http://listserv.icors.org/archives/gambia-l.html To Search in the Gambia-L archives, go to: http://listserv.icors.org/SCRIPTS/WA-ICORS.EXE?S1=gambia-l To contact the List Management, please send an e-mail to: [log in to unmask] ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤