Funny? True? Or not? You tell me..!
>
>A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City where a
>Woman
>may go to choose a husband.
>
>Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the
>store
>operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
>
>There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
>shopper
>ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch- you may choose any man
>from
>a particular floor or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot
>go
>back down except to exit the building!
>
>So,a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband ...On the first
>floor
>the sign on the door reads:
>
>Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
>
>The second floor sign reads:
>
>Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord and love
kids.
>
>The third floor sign reads:
>
>Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are
>extremely
>good looking.
>
>“Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
>
>She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
>
>Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
>drop-dead
>good looking and help with the housework.
>
>"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"Still, she goes
>to the
>fifth floor and sign reads:
>
>Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids, are
>drop-dead
>gorgeous, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
>
>She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
>reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no
>men
>on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women are
>impossible
>to please.
>
>Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
>
>Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!