And what does all this mean in English Haruna?

 

Baba
 


Date: Sun, 25 Oct 2009 03:16:52 -0400
From: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: Definitions
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[Comprehensively second guessing myself?] Galleh
 
I wondered?
 
[You've lost me there Haruna.] Galleh.
 
Well, I wondered if you shared the alternate definitions with us for comic relief or for consideration. Then I read where you dug it out from your junk box. And shared it with us. It was a marked deviation from your usual satire. Now you are giving us someone else's satire. On the heels of a magnanimous and commendable act by you to confer with GPU-USA and announce your resignation from it for reasons bearing on the definitions. We have impressionable minds here you know. This guy Mohamed looks like he has a lot of time on his hands to look for a-social meaning in communion. You got me all confused Galleh.
 
[May I benefit from a little explanation? Please?] Galleh.
 
I took a double take when I saw you Galleh, share alternate meaning for words whose meaning I learned from your sobriety.
 
[And no, I got no lot of time on my hands.] Galleh.
 
This is what I's toh'n bout.
 
[Just habitually check my junk mail folder in case something precious, like these definitions, or mail from a Haruna email address not on my contact list, find its way there.] Galleh.
 
That hurts Galleh. I got you on my contact list. Just be ready for payback is all I got to tell yew. It doesn't take but a second to add me to your venerable contact list. It friggin takes less time than digging this sidewinder up from your junk mail. And what is my mail doing in your junk box in the first place. I am not very happy at this time. Not that you care after this silver bullet but as our Ginny is wont to quip "My God". 
 
Baba. Haruna. This is a heavy blow to my psychy. My cousin keeps reminding me how you and I seem like twins. But I ain't mad at you.
 




Date: Fri, 23 Oct 2009 19:09:24 -0400
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Subject: Re: Definitions.....
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Galleh got a lot of time on his hands. I want some of it. The man is now digging in his junk mail folder. Allahu wakubaru. Galleh you have succeeded in comprehensively second-guessing yourself my friend. Haruna.


-----Original Message-----
From: Baba Galleh Jallow <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Thu, Oct 22, 2009 9:07 pm
Subject: FW: Definitions.....





 Friends,
 
I just thought to share these interesting definitions (below) someone sent me. Interesting propositions.

























CONFERENCE: 
The confusion of one man 
multiplied by the 
number present



COMPROMISE: 
The art of dividing 
a cake in such a way that 
everybody believes 
he got the biggest piece



ECSTASY: 
A feeling when you feel 
you are going to feel 
a feeling 
you have never felt before



CLASSIC: 
A book 
which people praise, 
but never read



SMILE: 
A curve 
that can set 
a lot of things straight!


ETC: 
A sign 
to make others believe 
that you know 
more than 
you actually do


EXPERIENCE: 
The name 
men give 
to their 
Mistakes




DIPLOMAT: 
A person 
who tells you 
to go to hell 
in such a way 
that you actually look forward 
to the trip



PESSIMIST: 
A person 
who says that 
O is the last letter 
in ZERO, 
Instead of the first letter 
in OPPORTUNITY



FATHER: 
A banker 
provided by 
nature



CRIMINAL: 
A guy 
no different 
from the other, 
unless he gets caught



BOSS: 
Someone 
who is early 
when you are late 
and late 
when you are early
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