Breaking News: Yaya Jammeh Captured!
News reaching us reveals of the removal of Gambia’s long time iron fist ruler, Yaya AJJ Jammeh.
According to reliable sources, a young military man has earlier on announced a six months transitional administration called Gambia Redemption Movement, GRM. Further a curfew is in place, and people are advised to stay in their homes and avoid loitering around.
A military source was quoted as saying that “Yaya can either be hung or taking to the firing squad” as the Gambian people decide.
Another source added that “the fetish beast is now history. Gambia is now redeemed. Hooray!”
Sources related to the April-fool Newspaper confirmed all the details of the coup d’état. As soon as the news broke, jubilating chanters flooded the streets of the capital city Banjul with slogans of “Allah Akbar! Al-hamdoulil-lah!”
More details are emerging, and I will update soon….please stay tuned.
By Staff Writer April-fool
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