In this edition:
1. ATT receives Bissau's minister of foregin affairs who delivers a message from Bissau President Sanyang.
2. ATT in Sao Paolo. (As my lawncare technician Will is won't to quip; Haruna, I'm going to SANG PAOLO)
You would think Mali's President does not need to sell Mali to malians living abroad. NOT ATT. You know he's a cut above idiots. Everyone was impressed with ATT's patriotic presentation. No powerpoints here Laye. Go away. Braseeeeeel!
3. Mali PM Hon. Modibo Sidibe considers advalorem agriculture. McModibo. What a brilliant idea. You guys don't even know how much I enjoyh Malians. They are sooo intelligent.
4. Bamako-Senou International Airport expansion and modernisation complete. And operational. Freight handling hangar and airconditioned warehouses are crucial. Now fresh fruits and vegetables can be exported without diminished quality and freshness. This is what we mean by enabling local producers and manufacturers. Not kidnapping them and carting them off to your God-forsaken farms.
5. Supplementary thermal power station at Sirakoro inaugurated by Energy minister Mamadou Igor Diarra. Another at Balingue' is under construction to be completed in time for Mali-50. The two thermal stations together will add 100MW of electricity to the Malian grid.
6. Mali Biofuels gets a boost in the arm. UNDP and IMF help with funding.
7. Adema-Pasj (alliance political party, the largest in Mali with some 50 odd representatives in the National assembly) convenes. Prof. Dioncounda Traore (NA president) presides.
8. ATT announces the allocation of 10 billion FCfa to Mali's regions. Each region will get 1 billion FCfa to expend on any number of critical projects. This is sort of like Obama and Biden's Infrastructure Development Stimulus package. The regions will propose shovel-ready projects to be approved and funded by the National government. The projects will be monitored and everyone associated with the projects will be accountable to the people of the communes. Osmotic growth. What an idea???
9. Mali Agriculture gallops toward export. Mango export. I can't wait for my mango juice made in Mali. Hell I might become a friggin distributor. I gotta do my homework on that. Evian I don't wanna hear it. Don't you know Mali water tastes better than Zam-Zam and Evian??? This is what I say about you.
10. Mali Musician Tiken Jah Fakoly gives back to his home communities in the form of agricultural capacity building. He also built a school. I think I have a new favourite musician. Ace do you know this guy? Tiken Jah Fakoly? I gotta look him up.
11. Mali customs intercept a boat loaded with counterfeit drugs from La-Guinea, intended for the consumption of Malians. Bravo Mali Douane!!!! Police, adjective.
Thank you people.
Haruna.