Satirist Humor: A Chameleon & a Frog
 
A chameleon got into an argument with a frog. Funnily, what transpired is beyond belief. Chameleon believes to be older than the frog. The frog thinks the opposite. 
 
Testimonials:
 
Upon appearance before Judge Harry, Chameleon established that when Almighty God created the chameleon, the earth was very flat which is why the chameleon walks so majestically on earth. Further, the chameleon adduced that the ‘flat’ came before the ‘rocky’ and mountainous earth. Chameleon established the fact that he changes color because color is a beautiful thing…and that means he is loved, and in fact the first creation on earth, and that’s why he is accorded this single privilege of being able to change colors. Chameleon cited certain verses from his Scriptures in support of his evidence.  
 
The frog chided that the chameleon is not older than the frog. The frog went on “first of all, I jump from place to place. It is evident that God made me at a time when the earth was ‘rocky’ and that was before the earth flattened up. When I jump high, I see baits on the ground, and that is why jumping from hill to hill.” He cited the ‘big-bang’ scientific theory to support his argument. 
 
The Verdict:
 
Judge Harry in his famous ruling reminded all that he is a fair judge, and that he is a graduate of ‘judge-it-right’ university, a well known university just in the outskirts of the hamlet. 
 
After reviewing the testimonies, Judge Harry quoted from the Holy Scriptures Prophet’s Noah’s (PBUH) ark, and the way they all came to existence. At last Judge Harry ruled that the chameleon cannot be older than the frog. 
Unhappy with the verdict, chameleon escalated it further for appeal. It was to be decided by a jury. The jury in a larger majority came to the same conclusion as Judge Harry. 
Chameleon was still unsatisfied and decided to plot against the frog. The frog believes it hops so high, and any trapped of bait on the ground, he will see it and jump over it. 


There is no god but Allah (SWT) and Muhammad (SAW) is His messenger. Fear and Worship only Allah alone!

                                          

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