Sent from my iPhone Begin forwarded message: > From: noel peters <[log in to unmask]> > Date: July 21, 2011 5:18:08 AM CDT > To: <[log in to unmask]>, fanding khan <[log in to unmask]>, <[log in to unmask]> > Subject: FW: > > > > From: [log in to unmask] > Subject: FW: > Date: Sat, 11 Jun 2011 14:43:17 -0400 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. > > > Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. > > > Only in America...do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. > > > Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. > > > Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. > > > Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. > > > EVER WONDER... > Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? > > > Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? > > > Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? > > > Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? > > > Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? > > > Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? > > > Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? > > > Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called 'rush hour'? > > > Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? > > > Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? > > > Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal > injections? > > > You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! > > > Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? > > > Why are they called "apartments" when they are all stuck together? > > > I like this one!!! > If "con" is the opposite of "pro", is Congress the opposite of progress? > > > If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"? > > > Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to > (maybe even a chuckle) > ...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ To unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L Web interface at: http://listserv.icors.org/archives/gambia-l.html To Search in the Gambia-L archives, go to: http://listserv.icors.org/SCRIPTS/WA-ICORS.EXE?S1=gambia-l To contact the List Management, please send an e-mail to: [log in to unmask] ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤