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> From: noel peters <[log in to unmask]>
> Date: July 21, 2011 5:18:08 AM CDT
> To: <[log in to unmask]>, fanding khan <[log in to unmask]>, <[log in to unmask]>
> Subject: FW:
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> Subject: FW:
> Date: Sat, 11 Jun 2011 14:43:17 -0400
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> Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.  
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> Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
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> Only in America...do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
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> Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
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> Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.  
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> Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.  
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> EVER WONDER... 
> Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?  
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> Why can't women   put on mascara with their mouth closed?  
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> Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?  
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> Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?  
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> Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?  
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> Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?  
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> Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?  
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> Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called 'rush hour'?  
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> Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?  
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> Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?  
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> Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal 
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> You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!  
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> Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?  
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> Why are they called "apartments" when they are all stuck together?  
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> I like this one!!! 
> If "con" is the opposite of "pro", is Congress the opposite of progress?  
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> If flying is so safe,   why do they call the airport the "terminal"?  
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> Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to 
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> ...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.  
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