- > Subject: himmmmmmm > > > The church service was under way and they passed the > collection plate. When the preacher saw a $100.00 bill in the > collection plate, he stop the service and announced "who ever > put the $100.00 bill in the plate please stand up." > > A gay man stood up and said, "I did." > > The preacher told him "since you put that money in the plate I > would like to let you pick out three hymns." > > Excitedly, the gay guy said, "Well, I'll take him and him and > him."