-----Original Message----- From: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]> To: ceasar p. <[log in to unmask]>; fanding <[log in to unmask]>; Kevin <[log in to unmask]>; William <[log in to unmask]> Date: October 9, 1999 12:16 AM Subject: Fw: Jerry Springer > >-----Original Message----- >From: Mike Beg <[log in to unmask]> >To: Zafar Syed <[log in to unmask]>; Hal Kelley <[log in to unmask]>; >Peter Greczmiel <[log in to unmask]>; Cheryl Finn <[log in to unmask]>; >Pierre A. Dubeau <[log in to unmask]>; Paul Docherty <[log in to unmask]>; >Kraig Docherty <[log in to unmask]>; Paul DeMelo <[log in to unmask]>; John >Carrabau <[log in to unmask]> >Date: Friday, October 08, 1999 8:11 PM >Subject: Fw: Jerry Springer > > >> >>- >>>> >>>>GUEST APPLICATION FOR THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW >>>> >>>>Personal Information: >>>> >>>>Name:______________ Nickname:______________ CBHandle:______________ >>>> >>>>Yore Mama:______________ Yore Daddy (if known):________________ >>>> >>>>Spouse's Name:_______________ >>>> >>>>Relationship to spouse: >>>> >>>>___Sister___Brother____Mother____Father___Pet ___Aunt___Uncle___Cousin >>>> >>>>Occupation: >>>> >>>>___Unemployed Mechanic ___Gun Show Dealer ___Skinhead >>>> >>>>Number of Children in Household___ Number that are yours___ >>>> >>>>Circle Highest Level of Education: 1 2 3 4 >>>> >>>>How Far is Your Mobile Home From a Paved Road? ___1mi. __5 mi. ___ >>>> >>>>Number of Times You Have Survived a Tornado: ___ >>>> >>>>Number of Vehicles Owned___ Number on Cement Blocks___ >>>> >>>>Truck Equipment: >>>> >>>>___Gun Rack ___Pit Bull ___Spit Cup ___Fuzzy Dice ___Rebel Flag >>>> >>>>___Naked Woman Mudflaps ___NWO and/or NRA sticker >>>> >>>>Weapons Owned: >>>> >>>>___Tire Iron ___Pick Handle ___Beer Bottle ___Shotgun >>>> >>>>Number of Dogs Owned: ___ >>>> >>>>Number of Homemade Tattoos: ___ >>>> >>>>Which of the Following Appliances are in your Front Yard? >>>> >>>>___Friggerator ___Heatin Stove ___Warsher ___TV ___Freezer >>>> >>>>How Many of the Above Appliances Work? ___ >>>> >>>>Fav-o-rite Recreation: >>>> >>>>___Drinkin ___Cow Chip Throwin ___Possum Huntin >>>> >>>>___Crawdad Huntin ___Spittin Backy ___Scratchin >>>> >>>>___Watchin Wrasslin >>>> >>>>If You Can Read, Which Magazines Do You Prefer? >>>> >>>>___Soap Opera Digest ___Rifle and Shotgun ___NWA >>>> >>>>___TV Guide ___National Enquirer ___True Confessions >>>> >>>>Which Stinks Worse? ___Hogpen ___Outhouse ___Spouse >>>> >>>>Can You Spell Your Last Name? >>>> >>>>___Yup ___Nope >>>> >>>>Can You Remember Your Last Name? >>>> >>>>___Yup ___Nope >>>> >>>>Have You Ever Stayed Sober for More Than One Day? >>>> >>>>___Yup ___Nope >>>> >>>>Do You Know Any Words with More Than 4 Letters? >>>> >>>>___Yup ___Nope >>>> >>>>Which is Correct? >>>> >>>>___"I Seed Him" or ___"I Seen Him" >>>> >>>>How Many Cartons of Cigarettes Do You Smoke a Day? ___ >>>> >>>>Math Test: How Many Food Stamps Do the Following Cost? >>>> >>>>___Six Pack ___Ciggies ___Shotgun Shells___Backy___Prostitute >>>> >>>>Number of Times You've Seen: >>>> >>>>___a UFO ___ Elvis ___Elvis in a UFO >>>> >>>>Health Questionaire: Which of the Following Do You Have? >>>> >>>>___Head Lice ___B.O. ___Crabs ___Runny Nose ___Boils >>>> >>>>Can You Remember the Last Time You Bathed? ___Yup___Nope >>>> >>>>Color of Teeth: ___Yellow ___Brown ___Black ___N/A >>>> >>>>I hereby swear this is the trooth and sign my "X" on >>>> >>>>_________________________, 19_______. >>>> >> >> >> > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L Web interface at: http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/gambia-l.html ----------------------------------------------------------------------------