Hi Jabou, This was a good one! Kabir. > << King of the Jungle" > > A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went > out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of > all jungle animals?" > > The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion! > > "Later, the lion confronts a wildebeest and fiercely bellows, "Who > is the mightiest of all jungle animals?" > > The terrified wildebeest stammers, "Oh great lion, you are by far > the mightiest animal in the jungle!" > > On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who > is the mightiest of all jungle animals?" > > Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his > trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times, making the > lion feeling like it'd been run over by a safari wagon. The > elephant then stomped on the lion until it looked like a corn > tortilla and then ambled away. > > The lion let out a moan of pain, lifted his head weakly and > hollered after the elephant, "Geez, just because you don't know > the answer, you don't have to get so pissed off!" > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > To unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L > Web interface at: http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/gambia-l.html > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L Web interface at: http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/gambia-l.html ----------------------------------------------------------------------------